Tiger Woods Sex Toys Are Here

And they have major...well, you know.

By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff

Posted Mar 15, 2010 9:25 AM CDT

(Newser) – It was only a matter of time: Tiger Woods has become a sex toy. Pipedream Products has released the Tuggin’ Tiger Wind-Up (“Watch him play with his 9-iron!”), the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll (“He’s got major wood!”), and the Tiger’s Wood Cover 4-inch condom. View the decidedly NSFW promo pictures in the gallery.

The Tiger Woods doll from Pipedream Products. (Pipedream Products)

The Tiger Woods "Wood Cover" from Pipedream Products. (Pipedream Products)

The Tiger Woods doll from Pipedream Products. (Pipedream Products)

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