Here's Who to Root for on DWTS

Why watch when you can choose based entirely on your demographic?
By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 22, 2010 1:59 PM CDT
Shannen Doherty.   (AP Photo)
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(Newser) – If you can't be bothered to watch Dancing With the Stars—and who can, really?—New York has picked your fave for you based on an easy matchup of superficial qualities. If you're:

  • Over 65: Astronaut Buzz Aldrin is your man.
  • A woman between 25 and 35: Shannen Doherty, natch.
  • A teenage boy: Who but Pamela Anderson?

  • A man or a teenage girl: Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls.
  • A jingoist or a gay teenager: American figure skater and Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek.
  • Someone who hates Jon Gosselin: Kate Gosselin.
  • A nostalgic Floridian: Former Gators dancer and ESPN reporter Erin Andrews.
  • A Bengals fan, people who love learning numbers in foreign languages: Chad Ochocinco.
That should just about cover everyone in America, but to see the rest of the contestants, click here.

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