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Jersey Shore Gets a Book Deal

Sadly, Snooki's not writing it

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 24, 2010 9:52 AM CDT

(Newser) – Not only is Jersey Shore returning to your TV, it’s now hitting your bookshelf as well. Jwoww and Ronnie (“two of the more bland cast members,” notes Josh Duboff in New York) signed a deal to write a guide to their (questionably desirable) lifestyle. Just dying to achieve that perfect guidette “poof”? Put yourself on the waiting list for Never Fall In Love At the Jersey Shore.

Back: Rachael Ray, Mike The Situation Sorrentino, Paul  DJ Pauly D Delvecchio,  Ronnie Magro, Vinny Guadagnino. Front: Nicole Snooki Polizzi, Jenni JWOWW Farley, Sammi Sweetheart Giancola.
Back: Rachael Ray, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul " DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio, Ronnie Magro, Vinny Guadagnino. Front: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola.   (AP Photo/The Rachael ray Show, David M. Russell)
Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Pauly Delvecchio,  Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of the MTV show Jersey Shore pose in Los Angeles, on Friday,  Dec. 11, 2009.
Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Pauly Delvecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of the MTV show "Jersey Shore" pose in Los Angeles, on Friday, Dec. 11, 2009.   (Photo by Mark Davis/PictureGroup for Spike TV)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 11 comments
Hip
Mar 25, 2010 3:20 AM CDT
My first thought (yours?): These people can't write a book...(pause)...well, Sarah Palin did it, I guess they can, too.
greatgazzoos
Mar 24, 2010 10:14 PM CDT
nobody will buy this cuz the people who watch jersey shores are watching tv for a reason...they dont read!
inky
Mar 24, 2010 9:25 PM CDT
"Gym. Laundry. Tanning." All done; now gimme some money.

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