Pedro Guzman, a 21-year-old Kansas City man, decided that his friend's grandmother shut the door to his car too hard. And she had a smart mouth--telling him to get off her property. So he punched her in the face, breaking her jaw. He pleaded guilty to first-degree assault in March, but wasn't what you'd call repentant. In a phone call recorded at the Platte County jail, he opined, "People got to learn not to mouth off to people they don't know." He was sentenced last week to 25 years in prison. Read the full article at the Pitch.