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New Trend in Online Dating: Outsourcing

Virtual assistants do all the work for you, even set up dates

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 1, 2010 2:50 PM CDT

(Newser) – Are you an executive too busy to scan OkCupid profiles? Are you a shy person who wishes online dating could be even less personal? Then you, my friend, need the services of Virtual Dating Assistants, a full-scale Internet-dating outsourcing company. Like a modern-day Cyrano, Virtual Dating Assistants—or one of its competitors in the small but growing field—will handle the tedious business of sending messages to attractive people and arranging dates with them, the Washington Post reports.

For $600, Virtual Dating Assistants guarantees you two dates a month. “I get paid for each woman who writes back positively,” explains one employee. “It's very analogous to sales, like a cold-caller or a telemarketer.” And several executives swear by it. “Spending all this time doing things that are purely almost secretarial doesn't make any sense,” says one. But online dating experts find the process unsavory. “It's awful!” says one blogger. “You're lying about yourself.”

Too busy to send all those tedious please date me messages? Someone else will gladly do it for you.
Too busy to send all those tedious "please date me" messages? Someone else will gladly do it for you.   (Shutterstock)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 3 comments
cognitivefilter
Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM CDT
why bother? you're too busy to have a relationship, not to mention self-absorbed
mikorose
Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM CDT
Wow! Talk about lazy people. They can make whatever excuse they want but they are too lazy.
flin1
Jun 1, 2010 8:03 PM CDT
This is brilliant. Why didn't I think of it?

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