The rumor comes from Wonkette's Facebook page, but it never had a chance of staying there: Sarah Palin may or may not have gotten breast implants. The tipster is a woman, and "women seem to keep very careful mental records about such things," Ken Layne writes. "And we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday." The Belmont Stakes was Saturday, but you get the idea.
"Goofy/immature euphemisms aside, whether or not Palin gave herself a new set of breasts isn't really our concern—and even if it were, we couldn't definitively make a call on the matter, given the everyday miracles performed by push-up and T-shirt bras," Jessica Coen writes for Jezebel. "Does anyone actually care whether she got a boob job or not?" We're going to go out on a limb and say yes.