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LiLo's Porn Star Dialogue Is Really Nasty

Inferno sounds like a bad move—how shocking!

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 25, 2010 9:37 AM CDT

(Newser) – No surprise here: Playing a porn star may be more of a death sentence than comeback vehicle for Lindsay Lohan. Perez Hilton claims to have a leaked script from Inferno, in which LiLo plays Linda Lovelace. If he is to be believed, here are a few of the awful lines she delivers:

  • “To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”

  • “Is there anything in this life I like more than c***sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the a**.”
  • “I once took on a pro football team—and I don't just mean two at a time! I mean more!”
For more on the truly disturbing-sounding film (it apparently includes scenes of gangbanging and near-bestiality), click here.

Porn star Linda Lovelace is shown on the left, Lindsay Lohan on the right.
Porn star Linda Lovelace is shown on the left, Lindsay Lohan on the right.   (AP Photo/File)
Lindsay Lohan arrives for the Chopard 150th anniversary party, during the 63rd international film festival, in Cannes, France, Monday, May 17, 2010.
Lindsay Lohan arrives for the Chopard 150th anniversary party, during the 63rd international film festival, in Cannes, France, Monday, May 17, 2010.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 06:  Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on June 6, 2010 in Universal City, California.
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on June 6, 2010 in Universal City, California.   (Getty Images)
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 06:  Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on June 6, 2010 in Universal City, California.
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on June 6, 2010 in Universal City, California.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 28 comments
HMunster
Jun 28, 2010 11:08 AM CDT
"gism"??? Wow, considering the gallons he has swallowed in his lifetime, if anyone should know how to spell "jism" it should be Perez Hilton. That's like Jerry Seinfeld not knowing how to spell "comedy"...
Observer
Jun 25, 2010 10:45 PM CDT
Best work she's ever done. So natural!
JohnEd
Jun 25, 2010 8:11 PM CDT
this is Disney...right?
 

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