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Tommy Jordan punished daughter for criticizing parents on Facebook

(NEWSER) - YouTube's star of the day, for better or worse: A North Carolina dad named Tommy Jordan who posted a video of himself repeatedly shooting his daughter's laptop after she criticized her parents in a Facebook post, notes Mashable . “That right there is your laptop,” he says. “This right here is my .45." It seems his 15-year-old daughter complained about how many chores she had to do without pay, among other things. She apparently didn't think her parents would see the post because of her privacy settings. Didn't work. More»

Marvin Potter charged with 'senseless' Tennessee slayings

(NEWSER) - Two Tennessee men have been charged with killing a couple over what police describe as a "senseless and stupid" motive: A defriending on Facebook. Marvin Potter, 60, was enraged by the couple's decision to scratch his 30-year-old daughter from their list of friends, according to police. The two were found shot dead in their home, with their 8-month-old daughter lying unharmed in her mother's arms, reports AP . More»

Former editor Jesse Kornbluth explains how web giant fell from grace

(NEWSER) - Jesse Kornbluth has a cautionary tale for Facebook, which he says he worked for a decade ago. "Back then, it was called America Online," he writes in the Wall Street Journal . Kornbluth was AOL's editorial director from 1997 to 2003. In those days, AOL had lots of great content, but what really mattered was its community section—which "was Facebook before there was Facebook." That's what drove the growth of the service. At the same time, "we had only modest adult supervision, and we made the most of it." More»

Court threatens to come down on firms 'like China'

(NEWSER) - A strongly-worded directive from an Indian court, threatening to crack down on websites "like China," has pushed Google and Facebook to bar some content on Indian domains, Reuters reports. Some 19 other companies have also been asked to block material considered offensive to Hindus, Muslims, and Christians following a court case. The companies haven't yet given details of what was removed. More»

From exclamation-point junkies to awkward dads

(NEWSER) - According to Buzzfeed , there are exactly 46 kinds of Facebook users. And while we doubt this very scientific breakdown made it into Facebook's S-1 SEC filing , we do find it pretty amusing—and fairly spot-on. Chances are, you're quite familiar with every single one of these pretty annoying users ... but aren't one yourself, of course! Among them:

1. The exclamation-point junkie: Uses at least three exclamation points in a row ... often several times in the same status update.
2. The person who just can't get over their breakup: Buzzfeed's delicious sample status update: "1 universe, 9 plants [sic], 204 countries, 7 seas, 6 billion people, and you think I need you? :) ha"