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Drunk Baboons Ravage Suburbia

Marauders plague South Africa vineyards

By Jane Yager,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 30, 2010 5:00 AM CDT

(Newser) – The vineyards and houses of one of South Africa's poshest suburbs are under siege—by groups of marauding Cape Baboons, who feast on sauvignon blanc grapes fermenting in the sun and terrorize locals. One troop of baboons recently broke into a family home in the Cape Town suburb and traumatized a child by surrounding him and pelting him with fruit. Others have killed a Great Dane and trashed roofs, fences, orchards and gardens, the Telegraph reports.

"Lunch parties in the garden are now just impossible," one homeowner lamented. Stick-banging, plastic snakes, and even vuvuzela blasts have failed to ward off the creatures, and many families are decamping for other suburbs to escape the baboons. In a concession to angry homeowners, authorities have implemented a "three strikes" policy to destroy especially troublesome baboons, despite the animals' protected status.

Baboons run past a vineyard on the Constantia Uitsig  wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.
Baboons run past a vineyard on the Constantia Uitsig wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.   (AP Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
Baboon's fall out of a tree as they play at a dam next to the Constantia Uitsig  wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.
Baboon's fall out of a tree as they play at a dam next to the Constantia Uitsig wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.   (AP Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
A baboon  looks for grapes at a vineyard on the Constantia Uitsig  wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.
A baboon looks for grapes at a vineyard on the Constantia Uitsig wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.   (AP Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
A baboon attempts to open the door of a car at Cape Point on the outskirts of  Cape Town, South Africa.
A baboon attempts to open the door of a car at Cape Point on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.   (Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
A baboon called Fred sits inside a car as he eats a piece of fruit at Cape Point.
A baboon called Fred sits inside a car as he eats a piece of fruit at Cape Point.   (Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
Baboons look for grapes at vineyards on the Constantia Uitsig  wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.
Baboons look for grapes at vineyards on the Constantia Uitsig wine estate situated on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.   (AP Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
Baboons skirmish at a dam next to the Constantia Uitsig  wine estate on the outskirts of Cape Town. Baboons are accused of car-jacking tourists in search of food.
Baboons skirmish at a dam next to the Constantia Uitsig wine estate on the outskirts of Cape Town. Baboons are accused of car-jacking tourists in search of food.   (AP Photo/Schalk van Zuydam)
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COMMENTS
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tbooker
Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT
I thought the headline was talking about the natives in the city of Detroit.
Rob Berkes
Aug 31, 2010 7:05 PM CDT
man, I have the greatest idea for a movie EVER ...
miamisun
Aug 31, 2010 11:54 AM CDT
I would shoot these things so fast.
 

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