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NEWS ABOUT: penis

penis stories: 6 news summaries

 Penis-Gluers to Face Trial 

Victim testifies that he was lured into hotel ambush as revenge for philandering

Sep 11, 09 4:01 AM CDT
(Newser) - A judge has ruled that four Wisconsin women accused of tying up the cheating husband of one of them and leaving him in a motel with his penis glued to his stomach must stand trial, CNN reports. The victim—who was dating two of the women—testified that Therese Ziemann,... More »

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Wisconsin • affair • glue • assault • penis • false imprisonment

 Madoff Lover Still 
 Talking About Tiny Penis 

Oh, and forget about her being in the clear—Weinstein says she 'had to know'

Aug 27, 09 8:18 AM CDT
(Newser) - Sheryl Weinstein is still expounding on Bernie Madoff’s “not very large” penis, most recently to Cindy Adams of the New York Post. “It was narrow,” she says. “Tiny in terms of girth, not length.” Still, he somehow convinced scores of women to sleep... More »

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crime • sex • affair • penis • Ponzi scheme • extramarital affair • Bernard Madoff • Ruth Madoff • Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities • Sheryl Weinstein

interview

Women Charged With Gluing Man's Penis: 'We're Victims'

'I thought he loved me,' says one

Aug 6, 09 11:38 AM CDT
(Newser) - The Wisconsin women charged with false imprisonment after tying a man up and super-gluing his penis to his stomach aren’t especially repentant. “If anybody is a victim in this it’s all the women that he’s dated,” Michelle Belliveau told the Today show. “They gave... More »

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Wisconsin • affair • glue • assault • penis • imprisonment

Taiwanese Toilet Snake
Nips Man Where It Hurts

'Snake's mouth not the cleanest,' says doc

May 11, 09 8:17 AM CDT
(Newser) - A Taiwanese man had an unpleasant encounter with a snake that nipped him on his penis as he sat on his toilet, reports Reuters. He "reacted instinctively and jumped up" when he felt a sharp pain and spotted "the big snake," reports the China Times. He's in... More »

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Taiwan • snake • penis • toilet

analysis

Male Nudity? Cue the Nervous Laughter

Comedies tap into America's 'adolescent reaction' to full frontal

May 11, 08 6:05 PM CDT
(Newser) - Penises are in the Hollywood spotlight these days, with both Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the new Harold & Kumar offering full-frontal male nudity. They’re guaranteed to get a nervous laugh because there’s still an uncomfortable shock to seeing one on the big screen, writes Laura Hodes in the... More »

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film • nudity • Judd Apatow • penis • movies • Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay • Sarah Marshall

Genitals On the Menu at Beijing's Penis Bistro

Dog's or yak's unmentionables for dinner, anyone?

Apr 26, 08 4:27 PM CDT
(Newser) - If your idea of good eating doesn't stretch to yak's penis or duck testicles, then Beijing's Guolizhuang restaurant definitely isn't the place for you. The exclusive restaurant's menu is made up almost entirely of penis and testicle dishes, Der Speigel reports. Well-heeled businessmen flock in for dishes such as "... More »

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China • Beijing • restaurant • penis • Chinese food • restaurateurs

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