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From the AP News Wires:
Oscar Pistorius trial: Bullet-ridden toilet door, cricket bat brought in for court reenactment
Ukraine accuses Russia of military buildup at its border; Moscow rejects the claim
Explosion levels 2 NYC buildings and kills 2 people; gas smell was reported minutes earlier
Congress to continue wrangling over legislation to curtail sexual assaults in the US military
In Ukraine's coal-fired industrial east, some see a better past, and future, as part of Russia
3-year theory: CBS gives extraordinary deal to 'The Big Bang Theory,' TV's most-watched sitcom
After banner first year, pope has almost impossible expectations to fill on reform and family
Jerry Sandusky's wife: Ex-coach is innocent, victims 'were manipulated, and they saw money'
Obama to meet with Ukrainian prime minister in high-profile sign of support for new government
Oscar Pistorius murder trial: 5 things we now know
Last words from missing Malaysian plane were routine; search widens further
Investigation into CIA detention and interrogation program dogged by fresh controversy
New Jersey honor student who sued parents for financial support returns home
Dolphins trade tackle Jonathan Martin to 49ers to be reunited with college coach Jim Harbaugh
GO FIGURE: To reach goal, people have to sign up for health care at rate faster than breathing
After fleeting thaw, wet snow and cold return to the Midwest and northeast US
Nigeria's biggest city to use trash to generate electricity
Bad decade: Airline at center of Malaysia jet disappearance has catalog of woes
Safe broken into at Osteen's megachurch in Houston; thieves take $600,000 in checks, cash
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HuffPost Weird »
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Rick Ross Edges Out Pharrell for No. 1
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Jerry Sandusky’s Wife Makes Shocking Excuses For Child...
‘RHONY’ Premiere! Ramona Singer Threatens Aviva Drescher:...
Mysterious disappearance of Malaysian airline gets slightly...
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Republicans have a huge advantage in 2014 -- but it's not...
No, Congress is not done for the year
Today in history: FDR's first fireside chat
The Week »
Here’s the Horrifying Truth Behind Ezra Klein’s...
Q&A: Twitter Co-Founder Biz Stone on SXSW, Bright Spots,...
Two East Harlem Buildings Collapse After Explosion and Fire...
Daily Intelligencer »
BREAKING: HARLEM EXPLOSION CAUSES COLLAPSE OF 2 BUILDINGS
This Man Was Sentenced To Death, What Did The System Miss?
Police: Girls Tortured Teen, Forced Him To Have Sex With...
HuffPost Crime »
Is 'Pretty Woman' Becoming a Musical? (REPORT)
Who Does Adam Think Is the 'Coolest Band Around?'
'Little People, Big World' Stars Separate
ET Online »
'Fargo' the TV Series: 11 Reasons To Be Freaking Out Over...
Taylor Swift Ditches Selena Gomez When She Needs Her Most
Chelsea Handler Calls Out Piers Morgan For His Appalling...
The Stir »
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Marijuana Mutual Funds Emerge Out of Hazy Legal Horizon
Rent-to-Own Company Spied on Customers through Webcams
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