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Best Olympic Gold Time
Sep 13, 2016 12:15 PM CDT
Olympic Officials
Use Bolt Cutters
After Losing
Stadium Keys
olympics
Aug 5, 2016 1:44 PM CDT
Writer Pretends He's an
NBA Draft Pick, Gets Wild
Jun 28, 2015 2:45 PM CDT
Was Jeter's
Big All-Star
Moment
Tainted?
Jul 16, 2014 9:26 AM CDT
NFL's Andre Johnson
Buys $17K in Toys for Kids
Dec 11, 2013 5:07 PM CST
Manning Injury
Would Be
Sweet Justice:
Pat Robertson
Mar 23, 2012 6:42 AM CDT
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Brett Favre Admits
Leaving Voicemails
Oct 24, 2010 1:27 PM CDT
Even When He Wins,
Tiger Can't Win
OPINION
Aug 4, 2009 3:51 PM CDT
Halladay Stays;
ChiSox Get Peavy
BASEBALL TRADE ROUNDUP
Jul 31, 2009 4:03 PM CDT
Phillies Strike Deal for Cliff Lee
Jul 29, 2009 3:31 PM CDT
Fehr's Whiff on Steroids
Tarnishes Great Legacy
OPINION
Jun 23, 2009 3:05 PM CDT
The Best and Worst NFL
Franchises
ANALYSIS
May 29, 2009 4:20 PM CDT
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A-Rod Bio Author 'Feminist Version of Al Sharpton'
OPINION
May 6, 2009 4:29 PM CDT
Having Top NFL Draft Pick
Is Now 'Lead Necklace'
OPINION
Apr 20, 2009 2:50 PM CDT
With Madden
Exit, Less
BOOM! in NFL
OPINION
Apr 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT
You're Not Hollywood,
A-Rod; Just Be Human
OPINION
Mar 9, 2009 3:07 PM CDT
Here's Betting New Tiger
Is Best Version Yet
OPINION
Feb 23, 2009 2:05 PM CST
Yanks' Damon
Stung by
Stanford
Scandal
Feb 20, 2009 4:37 PM CST
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Phelps Gets Off Easy Thanks to Image, Not Race
OPINION
Feb 5, 2009 2:01 PM CST
The Worst Super Bowl Chumps
OPINION
Jan 26, 2009 4:32 PM CST
College Football Still Needs Breakthrough Black Coach
OPINION
Dec 23, 2008 3:34 PM CST
Star Receiver Shoots Himself
by Mistake
Nov 29, 2008 3:04 PM CST
Phillies Cruise in Game 1
BASEBALL PLAYOFFS
Oct 1, 2008 4:49 PM CDT
Millen Out as Lions' President
Sep 24, 2008 12:12 PM CDT
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No Comeback for Strahan:
He Turns Down Giants Offer
Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM CDT
Packers Trade Favre
to Jets for Draft Pick
Aug 6, 2008 11:32 PM CDT
Mariners Finally Sack Bavasi. Who's Next?
OPINION
Jun 17, 2008 9:14 AM CDT
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