Guess Who's Allegedly Stripping for Playgirl?

For those yearning from the depths of their aching souls to see Tareq Salahi naked—and we're quite sure there are none of you—brace yourselves. The White House gatecrasher's latest desperate attention-seeking ploy is to crash the cover of Playgirl, reports TMZ, which has the terrible, terrible, terrible sample photos Salahi reportedly sent the mag. The two parties are close to a deal, says TMZ, and the plan is reportedly to shoot pics of a naked Salahi riding a horse into the sunset. We've been down this road with Michaele Salahi and Playboy before; the shoot never took place. (More Tareq Salahi stories.)