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U.S. Takes Gold in Medley
Apr 1, 2007 3:51 PM CDT
For Army Women,
V is for Valvano
Apr 1, 2007 3:40 PM CDT
Phelps Wins Fourth Gold, Third Record
Mar 29, 2007 5:36 PM CDT
Phelps Shatters Butterfly Record
Mar 28, 2007 5:53 PM CDT
Urbina Gets
14 Years
Mar 28, 2007 4:57 PM CDT
Tillman's Mom Wants Hearings On Cover-Up
Mar 28, 2007 9:26 AM CDT
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Monday Night Football Gets Face Lift
Mar 26, 2007 11:21 PM CDT
Texans Release Carr, Williams
Mar 25, 2007 5:30 PM CDT
Kobe Joins Wilt With Four 50-Pointers
Mar 25, 2007 5:17 PM CDT
Texans Acquire Schaub for
Draft Picks
Mar 25, 2007 5:07 PM CDT
Faulty Knee Forces Faulk Out
Mar 23, 2007 8:47 AM CDT
Penn State
Coach Quits
Mar 22, 2007 4:39 PM CDT
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Duke Baller Bolts for NBA
Mar 22, 2007 4:28 PM CDT
LaRussa Asleep At the Wheel
Mar 22, 2007 4:15 PM CDT
Brawl Could
Cost Pacman
2007 Season
Mar 22, 2007 3:57 PM CDT
King Cozies
Up to Pope
Mar 22, 2007 11:20 AM CDT
Cable Strikes Out With MLB
Mar 22, 2007 11:00 AM CDT
Candace Parker Can Go Pro
Mar 22, 2007 10:18 AM CDT
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Son Replaces Dad
As Drake Head Coach
Mar 22, 2007 9:52 AM CDT
Goodall Wants To Get Tough
Mar 22, 2007 9:24 AM CDT
Artest Could Face Jail Time in Domestic dispute
Mar 21, 2007 8:40 PM CDT
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