Stories by Dan MacKenzie

Woman wins $30,000 in Sexting Case
 Woman Gets $30K 
 in Sexting Case 
Feb 17, 2011 4:17 PM CST
Vacationed Everywhere? Bet you haven't been here:
Vacationed Everywhere?
Try the Space Station
Jan 13, 2011 3:04 PM CST
Delirious Russians Booted from Flight to ATL
Delta Boots Entire Russian
Hockey Team Off Plane
Jan 6, 2011 12:08 PM CST
Miley Cyrus Caught Smoking Bong
Billy Ray Cyrus 'So Sad' After
Miley's (Legal) Bong Hit
Dec 10, 2010 6:53 PM CST
Half of Canada in Favor of Legal Marijuana
 Half of Canadians 
 Favor Legal Marijuana 
Dec 1, 2010 2:45 PM CST
Study Finds that Wifi is Sickening Trees
 Wi-Fi Is Sickening Trees: Study  
Nov 22, 2010 11:45 AM CST
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Robber Escaping on Riding Mower Not so Swift
 Man Flees 
 Scene of Crime 
 ... on Riding 
 Mower 
Nov 19, 2010 10:35 AM CST
Iraqi President Refuses to Execute Sadam's Cohort
 Iraqi President Refuses  
 to Execute Saddam Cohort 
Nov 17, 2010 12:16 PM CST
Free AK-47 With Every Set of Wheels
 Car Dealer: 
 Buy a Truck, 
 Get an AK-47 
Nov 15, 2010 5:32 PM CST
Black Ops Obliterates Sales Record and Gives Back
 New Call of Duty Game 
 Obliterates Sales Record 
Nov 12, 2010 1:16 PM CST
Marriage Annulled Due To Mental Cheating
 Marriage Annulled After 
 Wife Thinks of Other Men 
Nov 10, 2010 1:43 PM CST
Medical Breakthrough: Own Blood Made From Skin
 Scientists Create Blood 
 From Human Skin 
Nov 9, 2010 1:54 PM CST
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Don't Want Jury Duty? Here's What to do...
 Don't Want Jury Duty? 
 Here's What to Do... 
Nov 8, 2010 3:12 PM CST
Couple Verbally Abused during Ceremonial Blessing
 Couple Insulted in 
 Foreign Tongue at 'Blessing' 
Oct 28, 2010 4:08 PM CDT
1928 Time Traveller Caught on Film
 Time 
 Traveler 
 Spotted in 
 1928 Film? 
Oct 28, 2010 9:15 AM CDT
Rare Baseball Card Auctioned by Nuns
 Baseball Card Donated 
 to Nuns May Fetch $200K 
Oct 27, 2010 3:15 PM CDT
Pirates Abandon Ship after Crew Locked Up
 Cunning Crew Foils Pirates... 
 by Locking Door  
Oct 27, 2010 11:45 AM CDT
Man Complains to Police about Bad Weed
 Man Complains 
 to Police About 
 Bad Weed 
Oct 26, 2010 10:59 AM CDT
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I Now Pronounce You Wife and...
 Woman Marrying Herself 
Oct 22, 2010 3:40 PM CDT
Jack Sparrow Surprises London Schoolgirls
 Jack Sparrow 
 Shocks London 
 Schoolkids 
Oct 8, 2010 9:24 AM CDT
Commonwealth Drains Clogged by Condoms
 Athletes' Condoms 
 Clog Pipes in India 
commonwealth games
Oct 7, 2010 3:52 PM CDT
Pedal Plane Sets Wing Flapping Precedent
Leonardo-Inspired Pedal Plane Flaps Wings and Flies
Sep 24, 2010 10:24 AM CDT
Russia: Patriots Must Smoke and Drink More
Russia: To Be Patriotic,
Smoke and Drink More
Sep 8, 2010 12:07 PM CDT
Communist Party Gives Children Erotic Pen
Communist Party Gives
Children Porn Pen
Sep 7, 2010 3:52 PM CDT
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22 Killed by Mudslide in Guatemala
Guatemala Mudslides Kill 28; 60-Plus Missing
Sep 5, 2010 10:46 AM CDT
Manitoba Judge in Nude Photo Scandal
Manitoba Judge
in Nude Photo Scandal
Sep 4, 2010 1:03 PM CDT
Dive Bombing Bird Stops Mail
Dive-Bombing Bird Stops Mail
in Canadian Town
Sep 3, 2010 12:08 PM CDT
Double Rainbow Guy gets Gig
Double Rainbow Guy
Gets Microsoft Gig
Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT
Emergency Landing due to Tea Spill
Plane Makes Emergency Landing Due to ... Tea Spill
Sep 3, 2010 9:29 AM CDT
Snake Guarding Cocaine Found by Police
Cops Confront Snake
Guarding Cocaine
Aug 20, 2010 4:23 PM CDT
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Ligers Seized from Taiwanese Private Zoo
Ligers Seized From
Private Taiwanese Zoo
Aug 16, 2010 12:57 PM CDT
Man Writes Message Across US with GPS and Driving
Man Writes Massive
Message Across US Via GPS
Aug 13, 2010 11:15 AM CDT
Cancer Detection Possible Through Breath Test
Breath Test Can
Detect Types of Cancer
Aug 12, 2010 2:02 PM CDT
Marijuana Critic Gets High for a Living
Marijuana Critic Gets
High for a Living
Jul 28, 2010 3:36 PM CDT
Man ticketed while riding Motorized Cooler
Man Ticketed While Riding Motorized Cooler
Jul 26, 2010 12:09 PM CDT
Public Jarred by Bear Stuck in One
Cops Chasing Bear
Whose Head Is Stuck in Jar
Jul 22, 2010 2:47 PM CDT
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