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Dick Cheney Is Good for America

Jun 16, 09 | 9:37 AM   byMichael Wolff
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Oomph. The Obama administration just rabbit-punched the Republicans: “It’s almost, a little bit, gallows politics. When you read behind it, it’s almost as if he’s wishing that this country would be attacked again, in order to make his point. I think that’s dangerous politics,” said CIA director Leon Panetta in the New Yorker, about Dick Cheney and his obsession with the terror threat.

They’re clever, the Obama boys. What they’re doing is the thing that the Democrats have always failed at, manipulating the argument so as to blame the Republicans for the scary things that might happen. The Democrats, being verbally flat-footed and painfully literal, have never been able to make the complicated and post-modern point that the terror threat was in the Republicans' interest—that the Republicans gained if we bled.

Well, the Democrats have pretty much gotten it: The Panetta point is that Cheney’s not just a fearmonger, but something like a short-seller. He benefits if Americans are killed—or certainly benefits from that prospect. But in this new rhetorical jujitsu, the Democrats are suddenly on the side of security—indeed, they lose if there is a breach of it—and the Republicans are on the side of some macabre wistfulness for Armageddon.

It’s possible that Dick Cheney will become one of the best friends the Democrats have ever had. Cheney surely helped pave the way to the present Democrat hegemony and now continues to buttress the Democratic fortunes. Who among the Democrats isn’t gleeful that Cheney has, against all odds and expectations, made himself the face of the opposition?


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Here’s the man: a dour, irritable, often monosyllabic, white guy in his late sixties, who got us into one of the most unpopular wars in American history, and who, to boot, has a lesbian daughter (hence, neutralizing the traditional right-wing family issues).

In the history of the zeitgeist, there may not be anyone so at odds with it as Dick Cheney. Curiously, he gets much of his standing with Republicans precisely because he is so at cross-purposes with the historical moment. This is now the Republican point of pride, that they can buck the political, social, and demographic currents.

This has happened before, of course. The Democrats seemed solid and then came Newt Gingrich and a rising Republican majority. And yet it is clearly different this time. In part because the Republicans are still counting on the Gingrich generation—indeed, incomprehensibly, still counting on Gingrich himself, along with Cheney. But also because the rhetorical advantage has been lost. It’s a lot harder to cast Barack Obama, in the way Clinton was cast, as just another representative of the weak-willed liberal establishment, when he’s neither credibly weak-willed nor establishment. It is, on the other hand, easier and easier to cast the Republicans as gasbags, nutters, and fools.

The Democrats are not just cleverer than they have been in several generations, but they’re luckier, too. And Dick Cheney is one amazing gift.

More of Newser founder Michael Wolff's articles and commentary can be found at VanityFair.com, where he writes a regular column. He can be emailed at michael@newser.com.
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Reader40958748
Jun 16, 09 11:06 AM CDT
You could only hope it were so. Reply
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stever
Jun 16, 09 12:22 PM CDT
The idea that Barack Obama is not 'establishment' is ludicrous. He went to the fanciest prep school in Hawaill followed by HARVARD!! He has grown up with the poshest of establishment liberals - not to see that is to be blinded by his skin colour and dubious 'blackness' Reply
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Cprizzle
Jun 16, 09 3:26 PM CDT
Look at the rest of his family. It's a pretty massive stretch to call him "established." Also, he didn't check the "blackness" box on his Harvard or Columbia applications. He got into those schools with hard work. Not by his Daddy pulling strings. Partly because he didn't have a dad. But maybe you're right...
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MichaelWolff
Jun 17, 09 8:26 AM CDT
The establishment is not so much about success as about entitlement. So if the most entitled person on the establishment entitlement scale is George Bush, where does Barack Obama fit in?
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foodchain11
Jun 17, 09 3:57 PM CDT
establishment is how you act, not where you went to school! Harvard can yield a radical--it depends on the person's actions!!!!!!
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stever
Jun 16, 09 12:24 PM CDT
As for the 'weak-willed' question, Michael you're overdosing on all the worshipful praise in the mainstream media. Where's Obama's strong will when dealing with Darfur, Iran, North Korea? The only people he got tough with in his Cairo speech were the French - the only people who 'threaten the right of Muslim women to wear the hijab'....Pull yourself together Reply
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JBTipton
Jun 16, 09 1:08 PM CDT
Michael is dead on here--and his scattered commentmongers are all out to lunch--each in his/her own way. This should be obvious to anyone, regardless of political leanings. This self-admitted Obama-idolator prays every day for the continued good health and strong voice--of Dick Cheney. Reply
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polstroad
Jun 16, 09 4:13 PM CDT
The first comment seems to feel that we need a president who dropped out of high school...someone with no great smarts and/or achievement who best represents...everyman as dullard. Reply
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Reader83234120
Jun 16, 09 6:04 PM CDT
He just wants to be in the spot light every chance he get s.He never did much for our country. He stayed in the hospital when he had problems and was acting as vice president. Reply
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MichaelWolff
Jun 17, 09 8:27 AM CDT
Which in itself is curious, because his main virtue as Bush's VP was theoretically that he didn't need or want the spot light.
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Polaris
Jun 16, 09 7:50 PM CDT
I dislike Cheney, but Panetta's comment was a cheap shot by any standard. It played right into the hands of conservative blathermeisters. Meanwhile, the new Democratic administration has become a cruel caricature of the one we hoped for. I'm really afraid now that America is headed for an economic and social collapse. This week Russia for the first time is meeting with Brazil, India and China in a secretive session. I'll bet you dollars to donuts they are planning to set up a new global currency as an alternative to the dollar. Reply
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MichaelWolff
Jun 17, 09 8:29 AM CDT
You should have a drink.
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Cat-Lover
Jun 18, 09 8:36 AM CDT
Don't let appearances deceive you, Cheney is no ignorant slob. He knows full well that in this uncertain world, the possibility of another attack -- now or in the far-distant future -- always exists; so why no take credit for forecasting it and laying blame on those who disagree with him. He turned the world on its head, as it were, and now wants to protect his reasons for doing it.
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fancygapva
Jun 16, 09 9:33 PM CDT
Puh-leeezzzeee. Even with Cheney leading them, Republicans are predictable and boring. Jon Stewart has made it impossible to take Cheney seriously. Quack-quack-quack..... Reply
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foodchain11
Jun 17, 09 3:58 PM CDT
unh, unh---they're SCARY
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RogerMohajir
Jun 17, 09 10:39 AM CDT
With apologies to Pink Floyd: “Cheney, it’s a crime/Scare us fairly but don't take a swipe at my guy/Cheney, so they say/Is the root of all evil today/But if you ask for his praise its no surprise that he’s/Giving none away….” Reply
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Reader83466595
Jun 18, 09 6:05 PM CDT
Dick=STFU Reply
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denaliguide
Jun 21, 09 12:31 PM CDT
Its better for the DEMS to Spotlight Crazy Dick [ shooter ], than say, to Identify RON PAUL, who was correct on all counts in his early assessment ot what Was / Is going down. Everyone needs a Clown, or Jester to keep eyes off the real truth. DG Reply
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