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Oct 21, 09 | 8:44 AM

Please Don’t Ever Forget Bernie Kerik

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I have never met Bernie Kerik, the former New York City police commissioner and Rudy Giuliani crony and business partner, but he is my Facebook friend. He friended me.

This might be because, indicted on a variety of tax abuse and public corruption charges, he’s looking for good press. He was sent to prison yesterday for leaking sealed documents to the Washington Times. Or perhaps he friended me because I have written none-too-flatteringly about Judith Regan, with whom he had trysts in a city-owned apartment and with whom he had a terrible falling out. Or because I have written trenchantly, I hope, about his former patron, and, perhaps, the future governor of New York, Giuliani. Or because I am from Paterson, NJ, where Bernie began his police career, and where everybody, my mother tells me, knew Bernie was up to no good.

Or because he has a Facebook addiction. Or because he actually needs a friend.

He has really been abandoned. Not only by Judith Regan and Rudy Giuliani but by the media. Once linked like a dead weight to the further political ambitions of Giuliani, he's been decoupled by the media, in an act of boredom or memory loss or strenuous PR activities on the part of the former mayor. (The Times identifies Kerik as Presidents Bush’s choice for homeland security chief, when, in fact, he was foisted on the Bush White House by Giuliani.)

That seems unfair to Bernie Kerik and to the general public (or at least the people of the State of New York).

Bernie and Rudy exist because of each other. Rudy would not have been the kind of mayor he was (for better or worse) without Bernie; Bernie would probably not be in the fix he’s in without Rudy.

That sense of incredible entitlement and being above the rules which characterized both the former mayor and the people around him undoubtedly contributed to what Bernie seems to believe are his mere minor breaches of legal etiquette. Judge Stephen Robinson described Kerik yesterday as a “toxic combination of self-minded focus and arrogance,” which is an even better description of Giuliani himself. It is probably also true, as Kerik maintains, that he would not have been so aggressively pursued were it not for the deep hatred that exists for Giuliani.

And yet Giuliani walks free and Bernie Kerik is in jail.

I do not mean to suggest that Giuliani should be in jail (though I would put him there if I could), or that Bernie Kerik shouldn’t be.

I’m just saying that Giuliani should not be free of Bernie Kerik and that he should not be governor.

The media really ought not to forget Bernie.

More of Newser founder Michael Wolff's articles and commentary can be found at VanityFair.com, where he writes a regular column. He can be emailed at michael@newser.com. You can also follow him on Twitter: www.twitter.com/NewserColumns.
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kokuaguy
Oct 21, 09 1:03 PM CDT
Well, I guess putting my reminder on the Kerik story yesterday was a good move. I live about as far from NY as an American can-- but my heart has been there for nearly four years now. And how exactly does one "foist" a cabinet nomination on the POTUS? Reply
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MichaelWolff
Oct 21, 09 2:23 PM CDT
Well, hmmm, by being "America's mayor," by being Mr. 9/11, by (at that time anyway) being one of the Republican party's big fundraisers. What, you think the President of the United States doesn't have to suck up to all kinds of dubious people?
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Deebles
Oct 21, 09 10:04 PM CDT
Dubious people--a lovely term for them. Poor Obama, if he sucks up to any more dubious people, he'll just be dub. But, it is nice to note that the 'dub' thing is classless and colorblind. The most democratic ideal we have left is corruption. Nice.
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bewilderbeast
Oct 22, 09 4:45 AM CDT
Damn, Deeble, do you have to be so - exactly right? Corruption truly is the one perfect bipartisan success story. Shit! Please hold Obama's feet to the fire AT ALL TIMES - do not give him a break, nor "time to settle" - it just make things worse.
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kokuaguy
Oct 21, 09 1:05 PM CDT
PS- I still love you Deebles. ; ^) Reply
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Deebles
Oct 21, 09 9:57 PM CDT
And I love you Kokua, now that he's in jail and I never signed a contract, I can say that as a writing whore, I've had some dealings with these people. I just want to know how much money Rupert paid Judith to keep her mouth shut.
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QueenAlli
Oct 21, 09 2:26 PM CDT
I always wondered how Rudy could have so many crooked people around him and has yet to face any charges himself. Reply
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Cat-Lover
Oct 21, 09 5:52 PM CDT
You should have been around during Di Sapio's days. Reply
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Deebles
Oct 22, 09 4:08 AM CDT
Fine. I won't forget the mobbed up Bernie "who cleaned" Rudi's New York streets if you'll tell me why the Vanity Fair which I received yesterday--island with no bridge, and your article was way beyond interesting, but that lovely tribute to Donne never once mentioned Lucianna Golberg. Is this journalism today? My remembering that years ago he said he started every day with all the papers --worth reading-- and a daily chat with Goldberg. What? She's left out of the picture now, when she fed him his juiciest stories? Come on, the woman who talked Linda Tripp into taping Monica spoke to him every day and I saw nary a word. What is the truth anymore? Do you know? Actually, Mr. Media, is there a truth anymore, or are we just all the rubes that cough it up for today's version of the truth? Done with Dickens and moving to Tolstoy. At least he gets the unhappy family thing. And, no gay marriage until all the closeted gays marry first. How's that? It'll take a few centuries for the truth- telling-at- the-bone liars to surface. And I have every Donne book. I knew who Dodi Fayed was before I saw him with Di cause I read that mansions book. Reply
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stever
Oct 22, 09 8:34 AM CDT
I doubt very much that Rudy was personally corrupt, any more than Ed Koch, who let us not forget, was surrounded by big time crooks like Donald Manes, Meade Esposito etc... Reply
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citygirl
Oct 27, 09 2:02 PM CDT
Rudy's corruption is on a different scale, way more significant and above the legal radar. Reply
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