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Why the GOP Will Rise Again

Nov 3, 09 | 9:11 AM   byMichael Wolff
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The strange business that is going on in New York’s 23rd Congressional District, which occupies some other universe than the one commonly associated with New York, wherein the designated middle of the road Republican fell to a crypto-fascist sort conservative, is meant to signal, at least for liberals, an internecine death struggle within the GOP. The hardliners, along with Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Fox News, will force the party so far to the right that it will be merely an oddball outpost.

At the same time, the changing color and changing demographics of the US mean, almost inevitably, a vast new Democratic majority. Not to mention that, even as doubts surround the president, every poll shows ever-greater disdain for and fast-dwindling identification with the Republican Party.

The liberals, in theory and after so long, finally have it made.

But I have lived through this before and, counter-intuitively, somehow the stranger the Republicans get, the more out there, insular, obsessive, and even rather fetishistic they become, the more they bounce back.

This is partly about the power of true believers, no matter how wacky. In a sense, the wackier the better—the wackier you are the more you have got to believe. But it is also about showboating and grand gestures and a sense of drama—the Republicans know their media.

What we have is the development of a true, contrary, anti-establishment, anti-party, anti-government, rejectionist rump. And if, by all evidence, the appeal of this rump is limited in the extreme, it is, at the same time, enormously compelling—like a train wreck, sure, but also like a character that upstages all the other more tempered figures. Indeed, as the conservatives once made “liberal” a bad word, they might soon do the same to “moderate.”

On the other side, we have the Democrats, who, at the least sign of success, are always putting on the serene mantel of their own inevitability. Overnight, they create a new establishment around themselves. They become imperious, bureaucratic, boring, and, at the first opportunity, they stop returning phone calls. Unresponsiveness to Democrats represents suaveness.

So the political word divides. On the one side, there are the people who believe that the ideological wars have been won, that they are an indubitable majority, that they have achieved ultimate respectability, and that drama (as in No-drama-Obama) is vulgar. On the other side are rabid petitioners and fervent salesmen who, as a permanent minority, are constantly seeking attention, a need which turns them emotional and quite persuasive (or at least captivating). The former is cool. The latter is hot. Indeed, the former continues to believe in coolness (an old idea about media). The latter understands that for the media the hotter the better.

Anyway, what happens is the conservatives, the weirdo conservatives, make their peculiar, but notable and attention-getting, case, and then some smoother operator comes along and makes it seem not so peculiar after all.

And the Democrats never know what’s hit them.

More of Newser founder Michael Wolff's articles and commentary can be found at VanityFair.com, where he writes a regular column. He can be emailed at michael@newser.com. You can also follow him on Twitter: www.twitter.com/NewserColumns.
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Snowleopard
Nov 3, 09 11:24 AM CST
looks like your dominating the newser blog michael. what happened to the other newser bloggers? Reply
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NewserScooter
Nov 7, 09 8:45 AM CST
Newser is his, not just a blogger.
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Bambi
Nov 3, 09 11:27 AM CST
Michael, Nice exposition of the mechanics of social equilibrium. We know that it works that way, so what is your point? Is this just an elaborate exercise in pedantry (albeit a very intelligent and readable one) for the sake of getting powerful liberals to return your calls? Reply
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bewilderbeast1
Nov 5, 09 2:33 PM CST
Way I see it, the GOP is like a religion. You can tell lies and tell dramatic stories and make harsh threats. And fair play or balance doesn't come into it, you just KNOW you're right. Utter conviction. Intelligent people are at a serious handicap in this kind of politics. And until we come up with a new way of presenting truth to the people (in some way akin to a soap opera or daily TV show), we're gonna be stuck with the liars always. And TO ME it seems Obama won because he told a good story. I'm not sure at all he's going to be any different. I fear that, when analysed afterwards, we'll be saying he was just another populist who promised change and then entrenched himself and sat out his term/s. I DO hope I'm wrong.
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QueenAlli
Nov 3, 09 11:52 AM CST
Rise Again? Of course, that's a given. How high is the question. And l'll say this, the day I see a right winger or left winger take the highest office in this land, is the day I bounce. Trust me, if either of these groups gets into office, not a damn thing will get done. Reply
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QueenAlli
Nov 3, 09 12:50 PM CST
wtf? who took away my plus? tell me I'm wrong. If either wing of these parties take over the office of the Presidency, how much do you think will get done? Nothing, because everyone will be too busy fighting with neither side willing to compromise.
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NewserScooter
Nov 7, 09 8:48 AM CST
Queen I hate to break it to you, but the left took office. Rather extreme left.
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citygirl
Nov 3, 09 12:07 PM CST
A nicely presented populist view. Very true that their rise does not mean much because of the demographics. There is no way for likes of SP to win even now, forget about in 10 years. So let them rise as high as they aspire? Reply
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IndependentThinker
Nov 3, 09 12:32 PM CST
Only reason they will rise is because we have a 2 party system and no other group can get the steam to take the second spot. Reply
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RogerMohajir
Nov 3, 09 12:39 PM CST
Of course they will rise again, like the villain in a slasher movie who's been stabbed, shot, thrown from a roof, and run over by a pick-up truck, but still staggers to his feet to complete his mission. And just as the audience at slice and dice movies secretly roots for the slasher, the American public will be rooting on the Republicans while pretending to be repulsed by their gory rampage. Reply
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Hip
Nov 3, 09 10:10 PM CST
Nice.
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deebles
Nov 4, 09 10:00 PM CST
Today, the fourth, they've already risen. Greatest sentence ever about Democrats and suaveness: fine writing skips orbital frontal lobe and goes straight to understanding.
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Cat-Lover
Nov 3, 09 3:30 PM CST
Michael, you fall short on history when saying that after all the purist hoopla someone comes along and makes it all seem "not so peculiar." After each flirtation with political extremism by each political party, the following election was led by moderates in an attempt to re-capture what was lost in their dance with death. Extremism leads to moderation. Watch!!! Reply
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DAB
Nov 3, 09 6:44 PM CST
That's kind of just another way of saying what he said. "Not so peculiar" = "more moderate, less crazy." The stands on political issues don't even have to be different, it's more the impression they make on the electorate.
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dax
Nov 3, 09 4:16 PM CST
Or, they [GOP] become a modern equivalent of the "Know Nothings" and fade as consequence of their severely constricted and increasingly reactionary worldview. The arc of demographic trends and the inability of "free market" to provide equitable moderation of demand in a very crowded world, counters the possibility of which Mr. Wolff speaks, except in the short term emotional spasms of politics. Reply
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Snarfeh
Nov 3, 09 5:18 PM CST
Hmmm...that's weird. I thought Lewis Grossberger did the satire at Newser.... Reply
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Bambi
Nov 3, 09 6:10 PM CST
Nice one, Snarfeh!
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DAB
Nov 3, 09 6:47 PM CST
I think this analysis is pretty much right. Others elsewhere have noted that Republicans tend to run former businessfolks as candidates; Democrats tend to run lawyers. The first are more attuned to sales, salesmanship, and customer (read: electorate/audience) needs and triggers. Whereas lawyers can be very smart, even persuasive when asked to be ... but nobody wants to spend much time listening to them. Reply
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drlarrymitchell
Nov 3, 09 6:54 PM CST
The GOP will rise again: SHIT FLOATS. Reply
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NewserScooter
Nov 7, 09 8:52 AM CST
Dr really? Apparently someone is eating too much fiber. BTW floating feces is considered a healthy alternative to those that sink. Its actually a sign of a better diet.
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Hip
Nov 3, 09 10:08 PM CST
Two political parties and you write an article about how the one that's not in power at the moment will rise again. Amazing insight. What else could happen? The DEMS in power forever? I can't believe you get money for writing this stuff. Reply
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Stasis
Nov 4, 09 12:15 PM CST
America. 25% crazy right wing, 15% crazy left wing, 20% lean right, 30% lean left, 10% don't give a damn... Reply
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Derni
Nov 7, 09 7:05 AM CST
No they will not rise-Americans will move closer to candidates that are independent-they're tiring of the two party good old boys and girls club Reply
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NewserScooter
Nov 7, 09 8:53 AM CST
Sure, you don't understand the power structure in this country.
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schmidtkoff
Nov 8, 09 9:22 AM CST
we need a green party. Reply
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