Well, lookee here: While the (soon-to-be-ex) hubby was out of town this weekend, Kim Kardashian met up with former boyfriend Reggie Bush on Saturday, MediaTakeOut reports. The pair shared an intimate lunch (is there any other kind, really?) in a private booth at a pricey sushi restaurant, and a source close to Bush says Kim was “very excited” about the date. Kris Humphries was in Minnesota with his family at the time—and speaking of Minnesota, TMZ cites that as the reason for the couple's impending divorce. Apparently Humphries wants to settle there; Kardashian does not; and the couple conveniently failed to discuss the matter before raking in $17.9 million on their wedding day.
The New York Post’s sources, however, say Kim simply didn’t have time for her marriage, what with all the famous person stuff she has to do, and that the couple never had any time alone. Twitter, of course, is blowing up with reactions to the break-up. The best are related to the hashtag #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage—like, you know, her sex tape, her other marriage, the battery life on your iPhone, and “the time it takes for you to figure out why they got married in the first place.” Daily Show writer Lizz Winstead has some particularly inspired submissions (“Bush reading My Pet Goat,” “Sarah Jessica Parker’s face”). Check those out while you wait with bated breath on an official statement from Kim, which her apparent BFF Ryan Seacrest promises is forthcoming.