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15 Things That Will Make You Fat

Holidays, relationships, and quitting smoking among the dangers

By Mark Russell,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 13, 2011 7:55 AM CST

(Newser) – With Americans continuing to get bigger and bigger, we need all the help we can get to stay healthy—so the Daily Beast offers a warning on 15 things that might cause you to pack on the pounds:

  • Holiday season: With all the food, stress, and booze associated with Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's, the holidays account for 51% of all weight gained during the year.
  • Quitting smoking: Men are especially at risk here, with an 8% chance of adding more than 28 pounds after giving up tobacco. Women get off easier, with just a 6% chance.

  • Good relationships: Happy couples tend to eat out a lot, eat chocolate, lounge around in bed, and do other activities conducive to gaining weight.
  • Getting married: For women, there's a 48% chance that getting hitched will lead to a major weight gain. (On the other hand, women who just move in with their significant other without getting married gain only one-fifth as much weight.)
  • Getting divorced: OK, so apparently all aspects of relationships cause weight gain. Women have a 22% chance of putting on pounds after a divorce, and it's even higher for men.
For the complete list of warning signs, check out the Daily Beast.

Relationships and the holidays are among the big dangers for weight gain.
Relationships and the holidays are among the big dangers for weight gain.   (Shutterstock)
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COMMENTS
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StationaryMan
Nov 14, 2011 1:02 PM CST
I know the world is waiting on a definitive answer to what makes us fat? Well as a fat man I can assure you there is only one thing that makes us fat, and that one thing? Taking in more calories then we use. OK problem solved.
Riffran
Nov 14, 2011 5:02 AM CST
move more....eat less.
Glasswalker
Nov 13, 2011 1:12 PM CST
Thank you for that glorious rack of man boobs Mark. I love to start my morning with a gagging dry heave.
 

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