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Agent to Jen: Take Brad's Sperm

Today's weird story comes to you courtesy of Maureen Dowd

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 23, 2011 8:44 AM CST

(Newser) New York’s Vulture blog pulls this priceless tidbit from yesterday’s New York Times Magazine tribute to Hollywood super-agent Sue Mengers: In her piece remembering Mengers, who died this year, Maureen Dowd recalls the time that Mengers gave some advice to Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. Writes Dowd, “Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.” Writes Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan, “Maureen Dowd, the editors from Star and the National Enquirer are surely giving you the slow clap this week.” (Click to see the holiday card Aniston and her boyfriend sent this year.)

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in 1999.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in 1999.   (Getty Images)
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EnidFoster
Dec 25, 2011 9:32 AM CST
my friend's step-mother makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for 5 months but last month her income was $8208 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site...bit.ly/vsQLK7
baranoww
Dec 23, 2011 10:24 PM CST
Got a wad for you, right here, Jen...
JamaicaJim
Dec 23, 2011 8:46 PM CST
Maureen Dowd is a super-douche-wind-bag of assholes.

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