Police Arrest Guy With Weirdest Name Ever
It's 'Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop'
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff | Suggested by Just_Dave
Posted Jan 9, 2012 1:04 PM CST
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(Newser) – If you thought Blue Ivy Carter was the weirdest name you'd hear today, think again: A guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested in Madison Thursday for allegedly violating bail, the Capital Times reports. Police were called when nearby residents saw the 30-year-old allegedly drinking and using drugs near a park; he was tentatively charged with drug possession and weapons violations as well as a probation violation.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's name used to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but he legally changed it in October. He had previously been arrested in April after officers found a loaded gun on him. This time around, his arrest forced a police spokesperson to say the following sentence: "Officers contacted a subject they had previous dealings with, identified as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop."

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Cat-Lover
Jan 9, 2012 3:53 PM CST
Forget judges legislating from the bench: What lunatic judge permitted this name change? We should be more concerned about judges nurturing lunacy from the bench and we should start with Roberts, Scalia, Alitio and Thomas.
LoginsSuck
Jan 9, 2012 3:11 PM CST
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested in Madison Thursday for allegedly violating bail, I'd just call him by his nick name: Shit Head; add a few bops if you wish.
dungbeetle
Jan 9, 2012 2:16 PM CST
I'll bet the spokesperson didn't say it with a straight face. Just sayin' . . .