Police Arrest Guy With Weirdest Name Ever

It's 'Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop'
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Suggested by Just_Dave
Posted Jan 9, 2012 1:04 PM CST

(Newser) – If you thought Blue Ivy Carter was the weirdest name you'd hear today, think again: A guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested in Madison Thursday for allegedly violating bail, the Capital Times reports. Police were called when nearby residents saw the 30-year-old allegedly drinking and using drugs near a park; he was tentatively charged with drug possession and weapons violations as well as a probation violation.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's name used to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but he legally changed it in October. He had previously been arrested in April after officers found a loaded gun on him. This time around, his arrest forced a police spokesperson to say the following sentence: "Officers contacted a subject they had previous dealings with, identified as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop." (Read more strange stuff stories.)

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