Woman Dodges Jury Duty, Gets Busted for Bragging Denver woman in trouble after telling radio station of scheme By John Johnson, Newser Staff Posted Mar 22, 2012 12:03 PM CDT 7 comments Comments A would-be juror is in hot water. (Shutterstock) (Newser) – Adventures in jury duty, from Denver's 9News.com: Understandable: Susan Cole, 57, really wanted to get out of jury duty. Going a little too far: She showed up in curlers and mismatched shoes and generally acted like a crazy person. Lucky: It worked! She got out of jury duty. Unwise: She bragged about her ploy to a local radio station. Unlucky: The judge who dismissed her from jury duty was listening to said radio station. Consequences: Cole is charged with perjury. Good question: "I am embarrassed I did it," she says. "What if I go to prison for this?" Click for the full narrative.