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Octomom Now Auctioning Off ... Herself

Clock is ticking on foreclosure

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 6, 2012 1:00 AM CDT

(Newser) – She tried porn, stripping, and pleading for cash. Now Octomom is auctioning off ... herself ... to make a few extra bucks so she won't get booted from her California home, reports TMZ. "You can date me if you pay me," says Nadya Suleman on What'sYourPrice.com. She reminds anyone interested that she's a "media personality," and a single mom with 14 kids, who's "attractive, athletic, a hard worker, and loves to laugh." Her ideal date? She'd like to "work out or do something athletic, and then have a nice dinner." She started the bidding at $500. Her latest attempt at begging for cash on GoFundMe has raised $2,600—but she needs $150,000 to fend off foreclosure or pay for a new house.

Looking for money in all the wrong places.
Looking for money in all the wrong places.   (YouTube)
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coexzist
Aug 7, 2012 8:03 AM CDT
 quick, somebody give me the money to give to her for the date lol... im broke and well...
Twiny
Aug 6, 2012 8:15 PM CDT
She'd like to "work out or do something athletic, and then have a nice dinner." Translation: She'll do as many squat-thrusts on your Johnson as it takes, if you feed her. Personally, I think you could probably navigate that birth canal with a Humvee and not touch the sides...
right2dave
Aug 6, 2012 7:17 PM CDT
Why do I feel like this date will have a "happy ending"?
 

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