She tried porn, stripping, and pleading for cash. Now Octomom is auctioning off ... herself ... to make a few extra bucks so she won't get booted from her California home, reports TMZ. "You can date me if you pay me," says Nadya Suleman on What'sYourPrice.com. She reminds anyone interested that she's a "media personality," and a single mom with 14 kids, who's "attractive, athletic, a hard worker, and loves to laugh." Her ideal date? She'd like to "work out or do something athletic, and then have a nice dinner." She started the bidding at $500. Her latest attempt at begging for cash on GoFundMe has raised $2,600—but she needs $150,000 to fend off foreclosure or pay for a new house.