Octomom Stoked About Stripping, Vibrating Bulls

There are some images your brain just can't forget ... and the same is true for quotes. As if yesterday's revelation that Octomom would be taking her top off during a July appearance at a West Palm Beach, Florida, strip club, wasn't bad enough, the mother of many talked to the Huffington Post about the amazing PR experience that awaits her: "My [self-pleasuring porn] video is coming out soon and I am very excited to get out there and promote it"—ostensibly by giving would-be buyers a look at her top half.

Can't get to Florida? No worries. "This is one of many appearances I will be making over the next few months," says Nadya Suleman. "Howard Stern invited me on his show to ride the vibrating bull [Sybian] June 20th. This, I’m told, will be an experience I will never forget." (More Nadya Suleman stories.)