Phyllis Diller One-Liners "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'" By Newser Editors and Wire Services Posted Aug 21, 2012 3:55 PM CDT 13 comments Comments Phyllis Diller in 1966. ((AP Photo/File)) (Newser) – A selection of comic lines from Phyllis Diller, who died yesterday at age 95: "I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo." "When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted, he said, `Who'd steal it?' "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?' " "You know you're old when your walker has an airbag." "I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody." "I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions." "Think of me as a sex symbol for men who just don't give a damn." "They say housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"