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America's Stupidest Drug Laws

'Reason' breaks down the most ridiculous laws the drug war has produced

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff | Suggested by Guvner

Posted Aug 23, 2012 3:32 PM CDT | Updated Aug 26, 2012 7:00 PM CDT

(Newser) – What's more ridiculous than the war on drugs itself? The plethora of strange draconian laws that have cropped up to support it. Don't believe it? Well, Mike Riggs of the libertarian Reason Magazine has come up with a list of the five most ridiculous ones. Judge for yourself:

  • In Texas, you need state permission to buy chemistry equipment. Intended to clamp down on methamphetamines, this law restricts the sale of basic lab equipment like flasks, along with chemicals so common they occur naturally in fruit.

  • In California, dispensaries pay for raids on dispensaries. Last year, Vallejo voters passed a law taxing medical marijuana, without legalizing it. The taxes have been used to raid the facilities paying them.
  • In Florida, a handful of pills can land you three years in jail. Mandatory minimum sentencing laws in Florida are the nation's "most egregious." Four grams of opioid painkillers—just a couple pills—can get you three years in jail. And because the law counts both the active ingredient and any mixture containing it, a 12-ounce soda with 1 gram of cocaine in it counts as 12 ounces of cocaine.
Click to read the full list, which includes measures from Louisiana and New York.

In Florida, the wrong prescription drug could potentially get you years in prison.
In Florida, the wrong prescription drug could potentially get you years in prison.   (Shutterstock)
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COMMENTS
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piankeshaw
Aug 27, 2012 10:22 AM CDT
The DEA has cost the United States trillions of dollars and has shown no progress.  Legalizing marijuana makes economic sense.  Marijuana has been shown time and time again to be less harmful than either tobacco or alcohol. The historic reason that hemp/marijuana was banned had more to do with politics and racism than public safety.
republiCONssuck
Aug 26, 2012 9:19 PM CDT
De-criminalize drugs and treat addiction like a sickness - that will greatly reduced the incarceration and crime rates.
Seth_Meyers
Aug 26, 2012 8:46 PM CDT
America's WORST drug: the ILLEGAL TOBACCO DRUG, which KILLS 500,000 addicts and another 65,000 INNOCENT Americans (who breathed toxic tobacco smoke) EVERY YEAR! BAN THE ILLEGAL TOBACCO DRUG, NOW AND PROSECUTE THE CRIMINAL TOBACCO PUSHERS, TOO! More info. the tobacco-whoring media doesn't want you to know: http://medicolegal.tripod.com/toxicchemicals.htm
 

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