British Professor Admits Relatively Polite Vandalism
Etched phrases such as 'very silly' into pricey cars
By Newser Editors and Wire Services
Posted Jan 19, 2013 10:31 AM CST
The vandal's tool of choice in this case.   (Shutterstock)

(Newser) – A British professor who specializes in cities and urban life has been convicted of damaging luxury cars with graffiti that was surprisingly polite. Stephen Graham was found guilty yesterday of using a screwdriver to scrawl words such as "very silly," "really wrong" and "arbitrary" into the paintwork of vehicles including a Mercedes, an Audi, and a Volvo. Police pegged the damage at $29,000. The 47-year-old academic previously blamed a bad reaction to alcohol, antibiotics, and prescription drugs for his behavior. He gets sentenced next month.

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Jan 20, 2013 12:29 PM CST
wow, is he the last person on earth who doesn't know that internet comment threads are the proper place for blurting out one's meaningless opinions? But, I love British humor, and I bet this guy is a riot to drink with.
Jan 19, 2013 8:32 PM CST
Is there any possible Good reaction from that combination?
Jan 19, 2013 5:54 PM CST
I don't care if he used words like silly or not. There is nothing polite about vandalizing someone's..... anything.