Fantastic Machine De-Cremes the Iconic Oreo
David Neevel spent '0.04 years' on Oreo Separator Machine
By Mark Russell, Newser Staff
Posted Feb 28, 2013 10:59 AM CST
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(Newser) – On the verge of the Oreo's 101st anniversary, physicist David Neevel has created a futuristic machine designed to undo Nabisco's great mistake—it separates and removes the icky creme from the otherwise wonderful Oreo. "Once every several generations, an invention comes along that fundamentally alters the course of human civilization," declares the Christian Science Monitor, which likens Neevel's "Oreo Separator Machine" to Gutenberg's printing press and the steam engine.

Neevel stars in a humorously dry video demo (Yahoo News likens it to a Portlandia sketch) in which he shares that he worked on his Rube Goldberg-style machine for "0.04 years"—aka, "two weeks"—during which he faced major struggles, like how to keep the back of his neck warm. "It was a big time commitment," he notes, saying he spent "hours at a time" away from his dog and girlfriend, and that he "had to try to find, like, a good sandwich in this part of [Portland, Ore.] and stuff. There were a lot of sacrifices I guess." But jokes aside, the machine, which employs a hatchet and floss, is pretty nifty, and Geekosystem notes that videos of more Oreo-separating machines may be coming.

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right2dave
Mar 3, 2013 6:17 AM CST
What a complete waste of time?
ppaca
Mar 1, 2013 1:56 PM CST
This guy spent 2 weeks inventing that machine? What a waste of time! I do it with my mouth. Was he on vacation?
jeangnome
Mar 1, 2013 8:07 AM CST
I see an opportunity here for a new cream-less Oreo! Sorry, guys, but, there is a market for just the cookie minus that sickeningly sweet pseudo cream filling.