Couple Doomed to Bad Sex Life Awarded $28K
It all started with a car accident
By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff
Posted Apr 2, 2014 8:56 AM CDT

(Newser) – It's not your everyday court decision: An Italian couple has been awarded $28,000 in relation to their bad sex life. But the case isn't quite as crazy as that might seem. Some two years ago, the female half of the couple was hit by a car while crossing the street; the injuries she sustained initially left her bedridden for three months, reports Italy's La Nazione, and have permanently damaged their ability to have a sex life on par with what they previously enjoyed. And there are also other limitations for the two, who say they can't ride bikes or travel together.

The Local shares the rather creative line of defense offered by the driver's insurance company: that as a middle-aged couple, they wouldn't be having an active sex life anyway. "You cannot consider age in the couple’s relationship—whether in sexual, social, or leisure terms," said the Tuscan judge per La Nazione, which reports the husband now has to handle all the cooking, cleaning, and chores. (In a reverse case of sex-leading-to-injury, a Spanish woman on Friday fell down a well in the midst of a lovemaking session.)

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Apr 9, 2014 4:13 PM CDT
For an Italian's sex life, 28k is cheap.
Sargent Pepper
Apr 7, 2014 6:51 PM CDT
i could make a lot of money if i sued for all the bad sex i had or given. is there a lawyer in the house?
Apr 4, 2014 7:37 PM CDT
Can you imagine how much money Charley Sheen could win in a ruling like that? $28,000 is just one night of prostitutes for Charley Boy. And then there Governor Spitzer (?) at $5,000 an hour. OMG, I wonder if she is a spiter? Nah, not @ $5,000 an hour. Sometimes I crack me up reading the NEWS online.