Cops: Man Tried to Have Sex With ATM
Then Lonnie Jackson Hutton allegedly tried to have his way with a picnic table
By Newser Editors, Newser Staff | Suggested by Bosda
Posted May 20, 2014 10:28 AM CDT
Lonnie Jackson Hutton   (RCSO)

(Newser) – This may be the holy grail of weird sex crime stories: Police on Friday arrested a Murfreesboro, Tenn., man who was allegedly trying to have intercourse with a bar's ATM around 9:30pm, the Daily News Journal reports. Per the police report, 49-year old Lonnie Jackson Hutton "pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals" and then attempted to have his way with the Boro Bar and Grill's cash machine. He "then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air.” Police were called, and Hutton was told to wait on an outdoor picnic table until the authorities showed up. Then things allegedly got weirder.

Per the report, Hutton then "again exposed himself and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table." He was, somehow, only charged with public intoxication, WGNS Radio reports, having been observed unsteady and with slurred speech. The Smoking Gun reports Hutton had bond set at $250 and has a July 1 court appearance scheduled; he remained behind bars as of yesterday. (Here's another weird one.)

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Sep 23, 2014 6:37 AM CDT
i dont get it... how did he try to have sex with 'ass to mouth' ? ,,, thats like having a 'war'...... on 'terror'...
Dawn Levesque
Sep 15, 2014 8:26 AM CDT
eeeekkkkk boy he's ugly enough to scare he fleas off a dog
Sep 13, 2014 10:45 AM CDT
As long as he was wearing a condom I don't see what the problem is.