Cops: Bud Weisser Breaks Into Budweiser Brewery

In a crime too dumb to make a clever joke about it, a 19-year-old man named Bud Weisser allegedly broke into the Budweiser Brewery Thursday in St. Louis, Fox 2 Illinois reports. According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Weisser got into a car crash shortly before 7pm local time then ditched the car and reportedly climbed into a secure area of the brewery. Once inside, police say he fought with security guards who asked him to leave, Fox reports. He was arrested on suspicion of trespassing and resisting arrest. This wasn't Weisser's first run-in with the law. He was charged with breaking into a gas station in 2014, later making his mugshot from that incident into his Facebook profile photo. (More Budweiser stories.)