Top 10 Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America

Candidate runs down the details for David Letterman
By Jonas Oransky,  Newser Staff
Posted May 6, 2008 10:23 AM CDT

(Newser) – Hillary Clinton took some time off the campaign trail on primary eve to appear on David Letterman. Here, the “Top 10 Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America”:

  1. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined
  1. Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious
  1. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7

  1. 232 years and not one cookie shortage
  1. TiVo
  1. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup
  1. Did you know former president Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
  1. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
  1. Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!”?
  1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show