Hillary Clinton took some time off the campaign trail on primary eve to appear on David Letterman. Here, the “Top 10 Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America”:
- We have more Dakotas than every other country combined
- Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious
- Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7
- 232 years and not one cookie shortage
- Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup
- Did you know former president Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
- Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
- Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!”?
- Apparently anyone can get a talk show