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How to Write a Rousing Acceptance Speech

Radar provides the blanks, you inject your own story into a clichéd mold

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT

(Newser) – For those whose daydream ambitions skew a little less rock-star and a little more presidential, Radar has a neat, automated form readers can use to produce their own nomination acceptance speech. Who doesn’t want to put their own stamp on clichéd, barn-burning oratory? But what, the discerning reader will wonder, will Radar ask of you? A short list of requested inputs follows.

  • The big one: "friends," or "fellow Americans?"
  • Name the small town you grew up in, and the honest labor you did to escape.
  • Name the sad corner of the world where hardship made you who you are today.
  • Choose two primary colors (hint: it works best with red and blue).
  • Name your vice president.
  • Your spouse's name (it you don't have one, you're in the wrong business).
To complete your speech, click the link below.

McCain's speech energized his supporters.
McCain's speech energized his supporters.   (AP Photo)
John McCain made his own acceptance speech, seemingly without an assist from Radar, last night in St. Paul, Minn.
John McCain made his own acceptance speech, seemingly without an assist from Radar, last night in St. Paul, Minn.   (AP Photo)
Barack Obama's acceptance speech might have given him something of a bounce in the polls ... until Sarah Palin came along.
Barack Obama's acceptance speech might have given him something of a bounce in the polls ... until Sarah Palin came along.   (AP Photo)
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