Skip to: Content
Skip to: Site Navigation
Skip to: Search

December 2, 2008 7:42:12 PM CST

Learn about Newser Points »

« Back to the grid | Next story »

How to Write a Rousing Acceptance Speech

Posted Sep 5, 08 6:49 PM CDT in Glossies,  Politics 

(Newser) – For those whose daydream ambitions skew a little less rock-star and a little more presidential, Radar has a neat, automated form readers can use to produce their own nomination acceptance speech. Who doesn’t want to put their own stamp on clichéd, barn-burning oratory? But what, the discerning reader will wonder, will Radar ask of you? A short list of requested inputs follows.

  • The big one: "friends," or "fellow Americans?"
  • Name the small town you grew up in, and the honest labor you did to escape.
  • Name the sad corner of the world where hardship made you who you are today.
  • Choose two primary colors (hint: it works best with red and blue).
  • Name your vice president.
  • Your spouse's name (it you don't have one, you're in the wrong business).
To complete your speech, click the link below.

Source Radar

0 comments | Print E-mail | Digg Seed this on Newsvine Add this link to Del.icio.us StumbleUpon

Related Newser Stories

  • 'Public Sick of Partisanship': Lieberman

    Nov 23, 08 12:00 PM CST
    'Public Sick of Partisanship': Lieberman Joe Lieberman told Meet the Press today that he regrets "some things I said in the heat of the campaign that I wish I'd said more clearly," and hopes Barack Obama will put, er, "country first" by leading in a bipartisan fashion. Lieberman said he called Obama during the campaign, but, oddly, never heard back from him, Politico reports. In other talk shows:

    • On Fox News Sunday, Obama adviser David Axelrod urged the next Congress to create a new multi-billion-dollar bailout plan to create jobs, The Hill reports. “We don’t have time to waste here,” Axelrod said.
    More »

  • Finally: Mac Wins Missouri

    Nov 19, 08 1:55 PM CST
    Finally: Mac Wins Missouri Missouri, the last state up for grabs, looks to have gone Republican by less than a 1% margin, leaving John McCain with 173 electoral votes to Barack Obama’s 365, the Kansas City Star reports. There are still 3,000 uncounted provisional ballots, but McCain’s margin is large enough to declare him the winner of the state’s 11 electoral votes. More »

  • Now Joe Owes Barack One

    Nov 19, 08 11:45 AM CST
    Now Joe Owes Barack One Democrats everywhere, even in the Senate, are still furious with Joe Lieberman for campaigning against Barack Obama. So pushing to allow him to stay in the Democratic caucus, and continue as chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, was a savvy political move on Obama's part, Time reports: Lieberman will owe the new president big time, and there'll be plenty of opportunities for Obama to collect.
    More »

  • Dems Likely to Let 'Wayward' Lieberman Keep Senate Chair

    Nov 18, 08 3:36 AM CST
    Dems Likely to Let 'Wayward' Lieberman Keep Senate Chair Senate Democrats are likely to allow Joe Lieberman to retain chairmanship of the powerful Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee despite his vocal support for John McCain and repeated attacks on Barack Obama during the election, Politico reports. The Connecticut independent has threatened to leave the Democratic caucus and join the Republicans if punished for his opposition.
    More »

  • Time, Here's Your Person of the Year

    Nov 17, 08 4:45 PM CST
    Time, Here's Your Person of the Year Sarah Palin made such a splash in American politics this year that she deserves consideration for Time magazine Person of the Year, Kathryn Jean Lopez writes for the National Review. “They’ve probably long picked The One,” Lopez writes, referring to Barack Obama. But “like Obama, all you had to do was look at her to see that she offered something different on a national ticket.” More »

McCain's speech energized his supporters.   (AP Photo)
John McCain made his own acceptance speech, seemingly without an assist from Radar, last night in St. Paul, Minn.   (AP Photo)
Barack Obama's acceptance speech might have given him something of a bounce in the polls ... until Sarah Palin came along.   (AP Photo)
« Prev« Prev | Next »Next » Slideshow
Our editors also recommend:

Threads (
1
 of 2)

Tags

Barack Obama • John McCain • presidential campaign • nomination • acceptance speech


Loading...

Premium Articles from HighBeam

Find more articles like this

Today's Most Popular

Loading...

Other Politics Stories

What is Newser?

2008 Codie Finalist

Face it: there's too much news. At Newser a team of editors and writers culls the most important stories from hundreds of U.S. and international sources and reduces them to a headline, picture, and two paragraphs. It's the Newser guarantee: we can take any report or column or video and pack what you need to know into 120 words or less. Newser's short-form aggregation, visual format, and unique information tools help you get more of the kind of news you want, in a quicker and more entertaining way. And we do it 24/7—you can come back morning, noon, night (and in between) for something new that matters. Read less, know more.

Learn more »