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Cuppa Joe Could Shrink Your C-Cup

Coffee, linked to decreased cancer risk, presents dilemma for busty-and-proud types

By Ambreen Ali,  Newser User

Posted Oct 23, 2008 1:48 PM CDT

(Newser) – Three cups a day makes cleavage go away, a study has found. Though coffee protects against cancer, drinking caffeine for an extended time period makes breasts shrink. The reduction is most noticeable in larger busts, but it’s not enough to make Dolly Parton a Keira Knightley, the New York Post writes. But boys, beware: caffeine can create man-boobs.

Laura Bush drinks Arabic coffee in Saudi Arabia. A new study says caffeine shrinks women's boobs.
Laura Bush drinks Arabic coffee in Saudi Arabia. A new study says caffeine shrinks women's boobs.   (AP Photo/Hasan Jamali)
The coffee effect disproportionately targets larger busts, but won't make breasts disappear.
The coffee effect disproportionately targets larger busts, but won't make breasts disappear.   (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)
As little as three coffee cups daily can have a noticeable difference on breast sizes.
As little as three coffee cups daily can have a noticeable difference on breast sizes.   (Shutter stock)
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Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed.
- Helena Jernstroem, author of the study

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