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Big Three Worse Than Somali Pirates

Extortion done right in Detroit

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 20, 2008 1:37 PM CST

(Newser) – Detroit’s pleas for a bailout sound an awful lot like blackmail to Bloomberg’s Mark Gilbert. Let GM fail, CEO Rick Wagoner told Congress, and the “level of economic devastation would far exceed” what Detroit is asking for. In other words, give us what we want, or the economy gets it. “Even Somali oil-tanker pirates have so far stopped short of trying to pilfer $25 billion from their victims,” Gilbert writes.

The Big Three’s troubles have “nothing to do with the credit crunch,” Gilbert argues, “and everything to do with years of mismanagement, shoddy products, and bad choices.” GM and Ford have carried junk credit ratings since May 2005, and current bondholders are facing a more than 80% loss. So Wagoner shouldn’t be extorting anyone. “He really should be typing up his own resignation letter.”

Auto industry executives, from left, General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner; Chrysler CEO Robert Nardelli; and Ford CEO Alan Mulally, testify on Capitol Hill in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2008.
Auto industry executives, from left, General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner; Chrysler CEO Robert Nardelli; and Ford CEO Alan Mulally, testify on Capitol Hill in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2008.   (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
In this photo provided by the U.S. Navy, pirates leave the Ukrainian merchant vessel MV Faina for Somalia's shore Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008 while under observation by a U.S. Navy ship.
In this photo provided by the U.S. Navy, pirates leave the Ukrainian merchant vessel MV Faina for Somalia's shore Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008 while under observation by a U.S. Navy ship.   (AP Photo/U.S. Navy, Petty Officer 2nd Class Jason R. Zalasky)
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Nov 21, 2008 11:55 PM CST
Tell him to leave a few million on the table.

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