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Spinal Tap Admits Where They've Been

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 9, 2009 8:12 PM CST

(Newser) – Having announced their reunion tour, Spinal Tap sits down with Vanity Fair to explain where they've been for the past 25 years. "Breeding miniature horses," says Nigel, who struggled "to find jockeys that are basically 26, 28 inches tall." David, inspired by female tribute bands like AC/DShe and Lez Zeppelin, has been "managing acts." Derek started a failed chain of decaf coffee shops to help customers "take a nap."

They tried distributing a sex tape, says Nigel, but "there was no interest." Now, with groupies in the 50-to-70-year-old age range—"but we're talking a young 70 and an old 50," Nigel says—they're coming back and looking for sponsors. "We want to be the most heavily sponsored group in the history of rock 'n' roll," Derek explains. But how can they stay relevant? "We never were relevant," Derek notes. "That's the key."

Henry Shearer of Spoof British band Spinal Tap performs on stage during the British leg of the Live Earth concerts at London's Wembley Stadium, Saturday July 7, 2007.
Henry Shearer of Spoof British band Spinal Tap performs on stage during the British leg of the Live Earth concerts at London's Wembley Stadium, Saturday July 7, 2007.   (AP Photo/Anthony Harvey)
Spinal Tap's Derek Smalls (aka Harry Shearer) shows off his custom Lakland burning world bass guitar to be unveiled at the July 7 Live Earth concert in London.
Spinal Tap's Derek Smalls (aka Harry Shearer) shows off his custom Lakland "burning world" bass guitar to be unveiled at the July 7 Live Earth concert in London.   (PRNewsFoto/Lakland Musical Instruments)
Harry Shearer, left, Christopher Guest, center, and Michael McKean portray members of the spoof British band Spinal Tap, created for Rob Reiner's cult favorite 1984 rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap.
Harry Shearer, left, Christopher Guest, center, and Michael McKean portray members of the spoof British band Spinal Tap, created for Rob Reiner's cult favorite 1984 rockumentary "This Is Spinal Tap."   (AP Photo/MGM Home Entertainment)
Michael McKean and Christopher Guest of Spoof British band Spinal Tap perform on stage during the British leg of the Live Earth concerts at London's Wembley Stadium, Saturday July 7, 2007.
Michael McKean and Christopher Guest of Spoof British band Spinal Tap perform on stage during the British leg of the Live Earth concerts at London's Wembley Stadium, Saturday July 7, 2007.   (AP Photo/Anthony Harvey)
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