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April Fooled: Coulter Buys Obama Detroit NASCAR Ban

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 2, 2009 11:41 AM CDT

(Newser) Car & Driver managed to punk at least one blogger with an April Fools’ item about President Obama banning bailed-out automakers from NASCAR: Ann Coulter, reports left-leaning watchdog Media Matters. “With their racing budgets deemed ‘unnecessary expenditures,’” the article read, “GM and Chrysler are ordered to cease racing operations at the end of the season.” Coulter’s response was a livid one.

“If Obama can tell GM and Chrysler that their participation in NASCAR is an ‘unnecessary expenditure,’” Coulter wrote on her blog, “isn't having public schools force students to follow Muslim rituals” and “plan ‘jihads’ also an ‘unnecessary expenditure?’” The conservative ideologue was apparently referring to New York schools. Car & Driver later added a clarification to the online article: “Lighten up, people.”

Joke's on you, Ann. President Barack Obama pals it up with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.
Joke's on you, Ann. President Barack Obama pals it up with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.   (AP Photo)
Conservative political commentator Ann Coulter is seen in Tyler, Texas.
Conservative political commentator Ann Coulter is seen in Tyler, Texas.   (AP Photo)
Bill Maher and Ann Coulter.
Bill Maher and Ann Coulter.   (AP Photo)
NASCAR Goody's 500 auto race at Martinsville Speedway in Martinsville, Va.
NASCAR Goody's 500 auto race at Martinsville Speedway in Martinsville, Va.   (AP Photo)
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COMMENTS
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Caps
Apr 3, 2009 12:58 PM CDT
ANN COULTER. is a freaking dumbie. She is mean down to the core, and would do anything to get her freaking message out.
bacimom
Apr 3, 2009 3:49 AM CDT
I wonder how she feels about having public schools following Judaic/Christian rituals like school prayer? Oh yeah I know that answer.
MarkFL
Apr 3, 2009 3:43 AM CDT
Respect for Coulter has been proven to be inversely proportional to the number of teeth.

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