When Words Fail, Send a Winehouse Card

(Newser) – Coming soon: Amy Winehouse wrapping paper. The troubled singer has signed a deal to feature her lyrics on cards as well, the Sun reports. The first tune to hit stores will be Rehab, but a source insists the line will be “classy too. You Know I’m No Good is best for heartfelt apologies and Back To Black, with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement.” Elsewhere:

• Billy Bob Thornton’s estranged daughter was charged with murder in the October death of a baby she was caring for, the AP reports.
• Don’t plan on being able to watch the sex tape featuring Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey—a judge blocked her ex from selling it, at least for now, the New York Post writes.
• Poor Prince Harry may have to pine for ex Chelsy Davy a little longer—she was spotted at a club, dancing and flirting with Jack Osbourne. “She may act all prim and proper but Chelsy was not shy at all,” a source tells the Mirror.
• The boy who made headlines when Megan Fox seemed to ignore his offering of a yellow rose is about to make more—after Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to anyone who identified him, he was mobbed by friend requests on Facebook, Gawker reports. No word yet on when, or if, he’ll meet the Transformers star again.