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Bacon-Flavored Donuts? Fine. Vodka? Fine. But Coffee? No!

UK blogger marvels at Americans' love of pork

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 1, 2009 1:15 PM CDT

(Newser) – Bacon has been popping up everywhere, observes Hattie Garlick for the Times of London. Store shelves teem with chocolate-covered bacon, bacon-flavored vodka, and bacon-flavored donuts, but she almost couldn’t believe the latest culinary staple to get the pig treatment: coffee. “It's a beautiful marriage of two culinary powerhouses—providing an extra kick that'll help you sail into the weekend,” one blogger gushes, to Garlick’s disbelief.

Then, of course, there’s the infamous “Bacon Explosion” a torpedo of interlaced bacon and sausage. In a bacon-induced daze, Garlick challenges the reader to invent a more disgusting meal: “A bacon explosion, washed down with bacon-flavored-vodka, and topped off with a bacon-cheese-burger-flavored-donut and a steaming maple-bacon-latte. Make that a large one.”

A 'Bacon Explosion' about to be cooked.
A 'Bacon Explosion' about to be cooked.   (Wikimedia Commons)
A bacon maple bar. Deelish!
A bacon maple bar. Deelish!   (Wikimedia Commons)
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BeatBlaster
Jul 2, 2009 12:09 PM CDT
YUK. That's all I gotta say about this.
sache
Jul 1, 2009 7:38 AM CDT
Sounds horrible. First i've heard of any of these foods. Just to make sure i asked my co workers and family members, they had not seen or heard of these odd bacon foods either. Not on my grocery shelf. Where in the US are theses aweful combos located. Don't want to go anywhere near them.
paul123
Jul 1, 2009 7:04 AM CDT
*said in best Homer Simpson voice* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......Bacon!

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