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'Hedonometer' Gauges US Mood Via Blogs, Tweets

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(Newser) – If you think blogs are useless, think again: Scientists have developed a “hedonometer,” or happiness gauge, that analyzes personal online statements to pinpoint the overall contentment of the US population on a given day, the Discovery Channel reports. The program looks at sentences beginning with “I feel” and then grades the statement based on what follows. “Triumphant” gets an 8.87; “hostage” scores a 2.20.

“We wanted to capitalize on the explosion of blogs and now Twitter to build an instrument that would give us some measure of the emotional signal from a large collective,” one creators says. Election Day registered as happy; the anniversary of 9/11 is generally down. The program’s limitations, however, mean that when a blogger writes, “I am not happy,” the statement will be considered an effusive declaration of joy.

A young blogger.
A young blogger.   (AP Photo)
An upset Internet user.
An upset Internet user.   (Shutterstock)
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We don't want people to be happy all the time; that would be Brave New World. We clearly need a balance of good and bad days to keep us healthy and balanced. - Peter Dodds, University of Vermont

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PrestoEnigma
Jul 31, 09 3:13 PM CDT
This is absolutely phucking retarded. Almost as bad as the ridiculous influx of celebrity garbage on newser. Reply
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Shannonals
Jul 31, 09 3:48 PM CDT
Happiness gauge? Now I've heard everything. Reply
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TerrifiedCitizen
Jul 31, 09 4:47 PM CDT
Another useful and very expensive gift from science. Reply
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Snarfeh
Jul 31, 09 4:51 PM CDT
I feel that I should start using sentences with "I feel" here at Newser so they'll know...well, how I feel. I feel this may even help me deal with how I feel. Does anyone else feel that way? Reply
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PrestoEnigma
Jul 31, 09 4:55 PM CDT
I FEEL YOU MAN. FEELINGS MAN...ITS LIKE....FEEEEELINGS
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