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Kourtney and Khloé a 'Mindless Pleasure'

Yes, it's vapid, but go ahead and enjoy it anyway

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 14, 2009 11:03 AM CDT

(Newser) – You might have heard that Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian are famous for being famous. “False! They are primarily famous for being the sisters of Kim Kardashian,” writes Troy Patterson for Slate—and now they have their very own reality show. “In these days of pseudo-celebrity and rampant vapidity,” it’s “healthy every now and then to cry uncle, sit back, and appreciate the mindless pleasures that the apocalypse has to offer.” In that spirit, Patterson recommends: Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami.

The show is about Kourtney and Khloé opening a boutique—or “about frivolity, sorority, and the bikini bottoms of South Beach.” Sunday’s episode features a fight with Kim that culminates with an oddly poetic clip: “For my money, a scene depicting an attractive, empty celebrity packing her bags is what reality TV is all about. Glamour, banality, voyeurism, excess. It's all rather purple, a lovely lurid sunset.”

Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney Kardashian are seen at the opening of their store, Dash, in Miami Beach, Fla. Wednesday May 20, 2009.
Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney Kardashian are seen at the opening of their store, Dash, in Miami Beach, Fla. Wednesday May 20, 2009.   (AP Photo/Damian Grass)
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian arrive at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Santa Monica, Calif. on Wednesday, May 13, 2009.
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian arrive at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Santa Monica, Calif. on Wednesday, May 13, 2009.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
Television personalities Khloe Kardashian, left, and sister Kourtney Kardashian participate in the DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl at Progress Energy Park, Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009 in St. Petersburg, Fla.
Television personalities Khloe Kardashian, left, and sister Kourtney Kardashian participate in the DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl at Progress Energy Park, Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009 in St. Petersburg, Fla.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian attend Barbie's 50th Birthday Party at her Real-Life Malibu Dream House, Monday, March 09, 2009 in Malibu, Calif.
Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian attend Barbie's 50th Birthday Party at her Real-Life Malibu Dream House, Monday, March 09, 2009 in Malibu, Calif.   (Shea Walsh / AP Images for Mattel)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 5 comments
laslow
Aug 17, 2009 3:54 AM CDT
Wow and I thought Kim had no talent. These two are the new standard!
Snarfeh
Aug 15, 2009 6:28 AM CDT
Hell, I still don't know why Kim is famous.....
BlahBlahBlah
Aug 14, 2009 5:38 AM CDT
Crap, complete and utter crap!

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