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Confessions of a Twitter Addict

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 15, 2009 5:56 PM CDT

(Newser) – Last Thursday, the Twitterverse flickered and temporarily went blank. And a writer sat there, staring. “It was funny, in a kind of pathetic, soul-crushing way,” Laurel Snyder writes on Salon. “I stared at the blank screen, hitting refresh over and over.” Her withdrawal worsened as she sat on a park bench, "twittering to no one. And that’s when I knew I had a problem.” It was time for her to face her addiction.

It "shouldn't have come as a surprise,” writes Snyder, an “absolute extrovert” stay-at-home mom who spends days "with two people who are just barely verbal." Still, she cried when she realized her addiction had gobbled up family time and left dishes unwashed. Now she posts only a few times a day and always slams her laptop with a wham! "The minute it feels too natural, the minute it feels like a real conversation, is the minute I start to worry."

Twitter is good, Laurel Snyder writes on Salon. Twitter is too good. I have, at my fingertips, the world I have sought all my life.
"Twitter is good," Laurel Snyder writes on Salon. "Twitter is too good. I have, at my fingertips, the world I have sought all my life."   (Twitter)
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Twitter never goes to bed. Twitter is useful. Twitter is good. Twitter is too good. I have, at my fingertips, the world I have sought all my life. ... Why does anyone ever leave the house? - Laurel Snyder

All the ideas meant for mulling. All the words best spoken to an audience of one (or none). It’s the idea that thinking is not a performance, hard as that can be for someone like me to accept. - Laurel Snyder

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schmidtkoff
Aug 16, 2009 8:20 AM CDT
exactamente. the tweeting twitters are twits.
embersyc
Aug 16, 2009 3:40 AM CDT
I use twitter, but I don't see how people get addicted to it or anything. Also I don't see how someone who freaks out when Twitter is down can call themselves an extrovert.
Mad
Aug 16, 2009 2:47 AM CDT
On what planet does Twitter "... feel too natural ... feel like a real conversation" ?

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