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Shut Up, Dieters: It's Not Working, and You're Boring

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 19, 2009 2:13 PM CDT

(Newser) – Enough about your diet already, Chloe Angyal writes on SpliceToday. It’s boring. “There is something about dieting that renders people unable to talk about anything but their diet, even to complete strangers who actually didn't ask and frankly don't care,” Angyal continues, and she knows what it is: “It's a sneaking suspicion that to cut out all but two food groups isn't particularly good for you, but that by convincing other people that your diet is a great idea, you'll eventually convince yourself, too.”

Angyal isn’t hot on dieting in general—it doesn’t work, she writes, and “the multi-billion dollar American dieting industry, which is selling a highly ineffective product, profits from our willingness to repeatedly buy that product.” And now, she realizes, it also “makes you boring,” to boot. “Surely there are real discussions we could be having, say, about government-run health care death panels and whether or not Barack Obama is really an American citizen.”

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The time we spend discussing our diets around the dinner table or counting calories in our head represents a wasted opportunity. Talking obsessively about dieting is uninteresting and unproductive. - Chloe Angyal

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COMMENTS
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laslow
Aug 20, 2009 3:20 AM CDT
Dieting doesn't work.. That's bullshit.
youngblood
Aug 19, 2009 11:50 AM CDT
@queenAlli if your friends and family call u fat or anyone else for that mater tell them that you're a work in progress!
youngblood
Aug 19, 2009 11:48 AM CDT
Losing weight is the easiest thing in the World, I've lost over a thousand pounds...and gained it back!

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