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Things the Internet's Killed

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(Newser) – The efficiencies granted by the Internet have rendered many aspects of life obsolete—the Telegraph has compiled a full 50. Some highlights:

  • The art of polite disagreement. A quick look at the comment section on YouTube or any news or politics-related site will confirm this.
  • Fear that you are alone in not caring that a celebrity has died. Twitter abounds with dead celeb jokes.
  • Listening to an album all the way through. Assuming one has even bought/downloaded the whole thing, the huge capacity of MP3 players almost ensures your attention will wander.

  • Sarah Palin. Would her 2008 bid have been as disastrous if those Katie Couric interviews—and ensuing parodies—weren’t so readily available online?
  • Punctuality. You can always text your friends and let them know you’ll be late, so there’s no need to stick to the original plan.
  • Nervousness the first time a teen buys porn. First of all, “buy ... porn?” What does that mean?
  • Watches. How quaint. A device that only tells time?
Click the link to see all 50.

Teens no longer need be nervous their first time buying a porn magazine ... because they'll never need to, since it's free on the Web.
Teens no longer need be nervous their first time buying a porn magazine ... because they'll never need to, since it's free on the Web.   (Wikimedia Commons)
The Internet made Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's gaffes, and parodies thereof, readily available.
The Internet made Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's gaffes, and parodies thereof, readily available.   (AP Photo)
A device that only tells time? What a waste.
A device that only tells time? What a waste.   (Getty Images)
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BlueAyez
Sep 5, 09 7:32 AM CDT
and apparently common sense. Reply
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DarkFrancis
Sep 5, 09 8:08 AM CDT
I hate to be a pedant (no I don't) but texting is not really an internet thing. As for listening to albums all the way through...I will always do that. Reply
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Sayyiduna
Sep 6, 09 1:03 AM CDT
Read the original article.. "We've also thrown in a few things that have suffered the hands of other modern networking gadgets, specifically mobile phones and GPS systems. "
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Rob
Sep 6, 09 10:53 AM CDT
Apparently his attention span has suffered.
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jagerhans
Sep 5, 09 9:37 AM CDT
well some have been killed by cell phones, like punctuality. Reply
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