Why Sharks Trump Cats

There's evidence well beyond just Cats , the musical
By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff
Posted Sep 27, 2009 8:53 AM CDT
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(Newser) – For the few torn between the two as a favorite animal, the Shark Guys sink their teeth into why sharks are better than cats. Some highlights:

  • When’s the last time you got a LOLSharks pic?
  • James Bond was never dropped into a cat-filled aquarium.
  • “Sharks taste good in a soup or sandwich; cats require too much sauce.”

  • No cat has ever scared a bunch of swimsuit models out of the ocean.
  • “The worst a cat could have done to Ahab is give him fleas.”
  • The Fonz didn’t jump a cat on those water skis, now, did he?
  • “Cats are creepy. People who claim cats aren’t creepy are creepy.”
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