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The Worst One-Note Actors

They grind out the same performance again and again

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 7, 2009 6:00 PM CDT

(Newser) – "It’s a sad time to be a cinephile," laments Branwyn Lancourt, who heaps particular scorn on "one-note wonders"—actors who give the same performance in every film. He lays out the 5 worst offenders for Faster Times:

  • Kristen Stewart. Her acting is nothing more than a "shoe-gaze-y collection of tweaky tics, starting with the lower lip jut/furrowed brow combo, accompanied by the jittery Vietnam vet shoulder scrunch and ending with an open-mouthed sharp intake of air."
  • Will Ferrell. The "genius" of Anchorman aside, Ferrell has shown us the same absurdist man-child comic persona in every single film.

  • Jennifer Aniston. "Aniston’s work is hackneyed, uninspired and totally irrelevant." Every film "feels like a sadistically extended throw-away episodes of Friends.”
  • Michael Cera. The ultimate one-note performer. All he's got to offer is that same deer-in-the-headlights gaze and nervous stutter.
  • Ben Stiller. Stiller used to be funny, exhibiting a unique silliness. But his last 10 movies have been "inconsequential drek—when Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey are surpassing you in the depth department, you know something’s amiss."


Michael Cera.
Michael Cera.   (AP Photo/Carlo Allegri, file)
Jennifer Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Will Ferrell.
Will Ferrell.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
Ben Stiller.
Ben Stiller.   (AP Photo/MJ Kim, file)
Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
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Vanilla
Oct 9, 2009 8:13 AM CDT
Kristen Stewart = without a doubt.
RockyPneumonia
Oct 9, 2009 4:42 AM CDT
I'm proud to say that I've only seen two of those people, and of the other three, I've only even heard of one. These are movie stars, not actors.
A.Carpenter
Oct 8, 2009 12:45 PM CDT
Michael Cera is TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE. Relying on awkwardness alone for laughs is not humor.

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