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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2009
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 THAT'S MY CAVE, MAN 
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Bear Kills Kashmir Militants

Pair didn't have time to fire weapons in cave

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(Newser) – Two Islamic militants were killed by a bear in their—and, likely, its—cave hideout in Indian-controlled Kashmir today. “The attack seems to have been so violent and quick that both the militants had no chance to fire back at the wild animal,” a military official tells the Hindustan Times, noting that the Himalayan black bear is a top predator in the area.

A Himalayan black bear.
A Himalayan black bear.   (AP Photo)
A Himalayan black bear.
A Himalayan black bear.   (Wikimedia Commons)
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MarkMcJackoff
Nov 4, 09 2:56 AM CST
Excellent news - Yogi and his ursine colleagues were recruited 2 years ago by CIA Special Ops and trained in the Rockies to sniff out malefactors. Before being HALO dropped into Kashmir they had accounted for 2 Park Rangers,3 picnickers and a couple of unsuspecting assbandits. Go the Bears! Reply
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Syd
Nov 4, 09 5:15 AM CST
Like Kashmir needed more innovation in terms of killing. Reply
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riffran
Nov 4, 09 8:45 AM CST
Mabye the bear is Kosher...rofl Reply
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schmidtkoff
Nov 4, 09 8:48 AM CST
how cool, a new weapon for the war on terrorists. Reply
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Reader64481089
Nov 4, 09 9:21 AM CST
The CIA should recruit them to go and find Bin Lauden Reply
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