How Steve Jobs Avoids Tiger's Predicament

'I just can't stand other people,' Apple chief might say
By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 2, 2009 11:00 PM CST
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(Newser) – We’ve all got an opinion on the Tiger Woods saga, but now comes one that really matters: Steve Jobs’. Or, actually, the blogger known as Fake Steve Jobs, who fills us in on why the Apple chief would never be in such a mess: “The reason I’ve never been busted is that I simply don’t cheat. … I can never work up the energy to be interested in other people. Male or female. I just can’t stand them. Not. At. All.”

The faux-Steve takes some shots at the physical attributes of Woods’ alleged mistresses (“Rachel Uchitel looks way too much like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith for my liking.”) before getting back to shots at Jobs: “The only way I could imagine ever being tempted would be if some scientist created a complete perfect 100% replica of me, and then if that replicant happened to live next door to me and I ran into him/me and one thing led to another.”

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