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21 Kinky (and Gross) Christmas Gifts

From Santa dildos to boobie ornaments, these gifts are truly disturbing

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM CST

(Newser) – Ah, the holidays: A time for family, a time for eggnog and roasting chestnuts, a time for…reindeer thongs? Simcha Whitehill selects the 21 most disturbing "sexy" gifts on The Frisky—check out a few, above, or click here for the complete list.

Yes, indeedy, those ARE Santa-themed vibrators. For only $15.55 and $6.18, respectively, at SexToy.com.
Yes, indeedy, those ARE Santa-themed vibrators. For only $15.55 and $6.18, respectively, at SexToy.com.   (SexToy.com via The Frisky)
Not only do these Joe Boxer shorts feature an offensive request, they're musical. Snag them for $10.99 at Kmart.
Not only do these Joe Boxer shorts feature an offensive request, they're musical. Snag them for $10.99 at Kmart.   (Kmart via The Frisky)
This classy shirt is a steal at $26.95 from Zazzle.com since it also comes with a bonus gift—-a gyno appointment. Kidding!
This classy shirt is a steal at $26.95 from Zazzle.com since "it also comes with a bonus gift—-a gyno appointment. Kidding!"   (Zazzle.com via The Frisky)
The real question is, who DOESN'T want to see Santa's bare butt in a thong? Get your own Fat Ass Santa Christmas Pornament, yes, pornament, for $19.98 at PrankPlace.com.
The real question is, who DOESN'T want to see Santa's bare butt in a thong? Get your own "Fat Ass Santa Christmas Pornament," yes, "pornament," for $19.98 at PrankPlace.com.   (PrankPlace.com via The Frisky)
Penis and boob stockings. Because when you fill them with stuff, they'll get all...oh, you get it? Good. A steal at $10 each from ChocolateFantasies.com.
Penis and boob stockings. Because when you fill them with stuff, they'll get all...oh, you get it? Good. A steal at $10 each from ChocolateFantasies.com.   (ChocolateFantasies.com via The Frisky)
At least anyone who thinks this condom is sexy is using birth control. Get your Adult Mistletoe for only $2.06 at FunnyCondom.net.
At least "anyone who thinks this condom is sexy is using birth control." Get your Adult Mistletoe for only $2.06 at FunnyCondom.net.   (FunnyCondom.net via The Frisky)
Frosty puts the X in Xmas. Wait, that's gross. The elegantly-named S’ n’ Man Ornament is $8.25 at AdultHolidayGifts.com.
Frosty puts the "X" in "Xmas." Wait, that's gross. The elegantly-named "S’ n’ Man Ornament" is $8.25 at AdultHolidayGifts.com.   (AdultHolidayGifts.com via The Frisky)
A new take on the classic sphere ornament, to say the least. Each Boob Ball Ornament will set you back $6 on the normally-not-creepy Amazon.com.
A new take on the classic sphere ornament, to say the least. Each "Boob Ball Ornament" will set you back $6 on the normally-not-creepy Amazon.com.   (Amazon.com via The Frisky)
Sure, it's just plain wrong, but if it gets you more presents. Buy the Santa’s Little Slut in your life a cami for $23.99 at Printfection.com.
Sure, it's just plain wrong, but if it gets you more presents. Buy the "Santa’s Little Slut" in your life a cami for $23.99 at Printfection.com.   (Printfection.com via The Frisky)
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hott2trott
Jul 12, 2010 6:51 PM CDT
www.hott2trottsexshop.com has all of this and more! All of your holiday shopping can be done here! They have gift cards available for every holiday season! Go there to shop for couples; wedding gifts, anniversary gifts, birthday gifts and more!! For all of your sex toy needs!! Huge selection and the lowest prices!
Jes
Dec 7, 2009 4:35 AM CST
Okay, am I guaranteed coal for Christmas if I slip the Santa pornament onto my mom's Christmas tree with all of the antique and eclectic ornaments she inherited from her great grandmother? Even if my mom has a good sense of humor?
yummines
Dec 7, 2009 4:05 AM CST
it got me at santa dildos. i mean really?

 
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