21 Kinky (and Gross) Christmas Gifts

From Santa dildos to boobie ornaments, these gifts are truly disturbing

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM CST

(Newser) – Ah, the holidays: A time for family, a time for eggnog and roasting chestnuts, a time for…reindeer thongs? Simcha Whitehill selects the 21 most disturbing "sexy" gifts on The Frisky—check out a few, above, or click here for the complete list.

Yes, indeedy, those ARE Santa-themed vibrators. For only $15.55 and $6.18, respectively, at SexToy.com.   (SexToy.com via The Frisky)
Not only do these Joe Boxer shorts feature an offensive request, they're musical. Snag them for $10.99 at Kmart.   (Kmart via The Frisky)
This classy shirt is a steal at $26.95 from Zazzle.com since "it also comes with a bonus gift—-a gyno appointment. Kidding!"   (Zazzle.com via The Frisky)
The real question is, who DOESN'T want to see Santa's bare butt in a thong? Get your own "Fat Ass Santa Christmas Pornament," yes, "pornament," for $19.98 at PrankPlace.com.   (PrankPlace.com via The Frisky)
Penis and boob stockings. Because when you fill them with stuff, they'll get all...oh, you get it? Good. A steal at $10 each from ChocolateFantasies.com.   (ChocolateFantasies.com via The Frisky)
At least "anyone who thinks this condom is sexy is using birth control." Get your Adult Mistletoe for only $2.06 at FunnyCondom.net.   (FunnyCondom.net via The Frisky)
Frosty puts the "X" in "Xmas." Wait, that's gross. The elegantly-named "S’ n’ Man Ornament" is $8.25 at AdultHolidayGifts.com.   (AdultHolidayGifts.com via The Frisky)
A new take on the classic sphere ornament, to say the least. Each "Boob Ball Ornament" will set you back $6 on the normally-not-creepy Amazon.com.   (Amazon.com via The Frisky)
Sure, it's just plain wrong, but if it gets you more presents. Buy the "Santa’s Little Slut" in your life a cami for $23.99 at Printfection.com.   (Printfection.com via The Frisky)
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